What they REALLY mean...dun dun dun!!!

[sSsflamesSs]

Girl’s English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk = I need to xxxxx.
Sure…Go ahead" = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re not going to like me for.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead!

Guy’s English
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex right now.
I love you too = Okay I said it…we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am trying' to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

[sSsflamesSs]

Yes, I did get this in a forum...and No, I don't give a xxxx if you don't think that it's funny.

Disregard the previous post when you're trying to interpret my Yes and No.

[sSsflamesSs]

Correction: In the previous post, forum* should read forward*.

I'm tired, I'm writing a paper at 2am, xxxx happens.

[Anonymouse]

[/u]Men

Women suck = women suck

Women

Women don't suck = women suck