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I seen this somewhere, its pretty funny.
I say fuc the gym...
SEX CALORIES
REMOVING HIS/HER CLOTHES:
With consent.......................................12 Calories
Without consent.................................187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.....................................8 Calories
With one hand......................................12 Calories
With your teeth.....................................85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.....................................6 Calories
Without an erection.............................315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the xxxxoris..........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........................92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ ...12 Calories
69 lying down..................................... 78 Calories
69 standing up....................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................... 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............................... 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real.............................................. .....112 Calories
False............................................. .....315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................ 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years...........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................ 124 Calories
50-59 years..........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.........................................2916 Calories
70 and over.............................................. ......Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................ ..........32 Calories
In a hurry............................................. .....98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door..........1218 Calories
With your SPOUSE knocking at the door........3521 Calories
I say fuc the gym...
SEX CALORIES
REMOVING HIS/HER CLOTHES:
With consent.......................................12 Calories
Without consent.................................187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.....................................8 Calories
With one hand......................................12 Calories
With your teeth.....................................85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.....................................6 Calories
Without an erection.............................315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the xxxxoris..........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........................92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ ...12 Calories
69 lying down..................................... 78 Calories
69 standing up....................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................... 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............................... 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real.............................................. .....112 Calories
False............................................. .....315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................ 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years...........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................ 124 Calories
50-59 years..........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.........................................2916 Calories
70 and over.............................................. ......Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................ ..........32 Calories
In a hurry............................................. .....98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door..........1218 Calories
With your SPOUSE knocking at the door........3521 Calories
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