The Affair

[Harut82]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,
they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his
clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them
through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. Where have you
been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't
lie to you. I've been with my secretary and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The
wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been
playing golf!".

[garegin]

if life was that easy.
yeah, that would be good.

[Siggie]

if life was that easy.
yeah, that would be good.

That would be good? So, you'd be able to cheat on your wife?

[choban]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where
they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,
they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his
clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them
through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. Where have you
been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't
lie to you. I've been with my secretary and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The
wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been
playing golf!".

HAHAHAHAAHAHA


ohh buddy im in tears here.

Thats hilarious.