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    The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
    You're a siamese twin.
    Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
    You're not.
    He has a date coming over tonight.
    You have only one ass.

  • #2
    Originally posted by NarEkoO
    The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
    You're a siamese twin.
    Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
    You're not.
    He has a date coming over tonight.
    You have only one ass.
    Why do you think of these things?

    P.S. Make sure you have KY Jelly.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Vaseline works just as well.

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      • #4
        Vaseline reminds me of Gasoline.

        Both are good birthday presents in case you find yourself going to a partly gay Siamese birthday party.

        The initial one can use for sex, the latter the other can use for after.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          I didn't think of this, it was in my friends profile so I though I'd share it with the forum.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by NarEkoO
            I didn't think of this, it was in my friends profile so I though I'd share it with the forum.
            You are obviosly lying, or have motive to lie.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Anonymouse
              You are obviosly lying, or have motive to lie.
              eat xxxx. I don't lie.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by NarEkoO
                eat xxxx. I don't lie.
                I'm sorry, but I cannot comply with that request.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  ummmmm yeah....other than this goes in the jokes section...
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