the next time

[NarEkoO]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a siamese twin.
Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You have only one ass.

[Anonymouse]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a siamese twin.
Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You have only one ass.

Why do you think of these things?

P.S. Make sure you have KY Jelly.

[thedebutante]

Vaseline works just as well.

[Anonymouse]

Vaseline reminds me of Gasoline.

Both are good birthday presents in case you find yourself going to a partly gay Siamese birthday party.

The initial one can use for sex, the latter the other can use for after.

[NarEkoO]

I didn't think of this, it was in my friends profile so I though I'd share it with the forum.

[Anonymouse]

I didn't think of this, it was in my friends profile so I though I'd share it with the forum.

You are obviosly lying, or have motive to lie.

[NarEkoO]

You are obviosly lying, or have motive to lie.

eat xxxx. I don't lie.

[Anonymouse]

eat xxxx. I don't lie.

I'm sorry, but I cannot comply with that request.

[jilbagh]

ummmmm yeah....other than this goes in the jokes section...