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  • #31
    There's not only TOm Selleck,..mouse sent me pictures of EEK Transports...just tell me where he got those ideas from...

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    • #32
      Mouse has alot of time and is a creative guy. That's how...

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      • #33
        Originally posted by !EEK
        There's not only TOm Selleck,..mouse sent me pictures of EEK Transports...just tell me where he got those ideas from...

        My guess would be....he went to google, clicked on images, typed in "eek" and posted whatever results he got...

        or some other way.

        However, he is quite a creative and humorous fellow.

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        • #34
          Well I tied it before posting my reply..i'm no fool But found no EEK transport, only some p0xn..and I swear I didn't knew that "EEK" had some kind of sexual connotation!

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          • #35
            Lol

            LOL, Armeinian pride right there!

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            • #36
              we seem to have gotten off topic. Here is a stupid joke to get back to the topic

              How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagon?


              Hint:
              First take the 'N' out of CAN
              Second take the 'SCA' out of SCARRY
              Third take the 'F' out of WAY



              (Their's no F-in-way)

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                • #38
                  Prison break

                  A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

                  He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a
                  young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
                  chair.

                  While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
                  neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in
                  there, the husband tells his wife:

                  Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his
                  clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
                  woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
                  don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
                  how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he
                  gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" to which
                  the wife responds:

                  "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
                  He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
                  Vaseline.
                  I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
                  How do you hurt a masochist?
                  -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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                  • #39
                    Predictable but LOL, if a joke has "gays" in it it's always funny...

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                    • #40
                      An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise.

                      He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.

                      He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

                      Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

                      Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

                      Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

                      Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

                      Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

                      That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

                      Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

                      Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

                      Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

                      Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

                      Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

                      Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

                      Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

                      That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

                      Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

                      Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

                      Boy says "It's a xxxxx willow."

                      Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat"

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