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  • #11
    Yeh good one!

    And goey I let you beat me with your post count....it's easy

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    • #12
      I heard this joke a year ago but it wasnt about armenians.

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      • #13
        Let me guess: Jews?

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        • #14
          No just plain americans. No ethnicity.

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          • #15
            Nice joke.

            Hech me asa..... Armenian mothers have this sick sense of finding out about a lot of stuff.

            Good one. *thumbs up*

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            • #16
              (Out of date and only geographically relevant)

              So an Armenian woman goes with her son to obtain American citizenship. She can't speak Armenian, so her son is there to translate. The man at the citizenship office says he has to ask her a few basic questions.

              Question 1) Who discovered America?

              So the Son turns to his mom and says "Mama, Marketa vor meg poghotsi vra ah?" and she responds "Columbus!" (Only makes sense if you live in Glendale)

              Question 2) Who is the vice President of the United States of America?

              So the son turns to his mom and says "Mama, Bapen ooreh?" and she responds "Oof, en GORE ena!"

              ...


              Hope you guys didn't bring too many tomatoes
              "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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              • #17
                Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
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                Hope you guys didn't bring too many tomatoes

                Haha. Bricks is more like it.

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                • #18
                  that citizenship joke was kinda funny.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
                    (Out of date and only geographically relevant)

                    So an Armenian woman goes with her son to obtain American citizenship. She can't speak Armenian, so her son is there to translate. The man at the citizenship office says he has to ask her a few basic questions.

                    Question 1) Who discovered America?

                    So the Son turns to his mom and says "Mama, Marketa vor meg poghotsi vra ah?" and she responds "Columbus!" (Only makes sense if you live in Glendale)

                    Question 2) Who is the vice President of the United States of America?

                    So the son turns to his mom and says "Mama, Bapen ooreh?" and she responds "Oof, en GORE ena!"

                    ...


                    Hope you guys didn't bring too many tomatoes
                    you mean she cant speak english

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                    • #20
                      very funny

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