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I got this joke from one of my friends. I dont know if its been posted before. I loved it so much... cause it sooo true. You can never fool and Armenian mother. HEHE......
Deegeen [Mrs.Koharig in Armenian] Koharig went to have dinner at the home of her son Zaven, who lives with a female roommate, Salpi. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zaven and his roommate. Reading his mom's thoughts, Zaven volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salpi and I are just roommates"
About a week later, Salpi came to Zaven saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." Zaven said. So he sat down and wrote...
Dear Mayrig,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Zaven.
Several days later, Zaven received an email from his mother that read...
Dear Zavig,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salpi, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mom.
Deegeen [Mrs.Koharig in Armenian] Koharig went to have dinner at the home of her son Zaven, who lives with a female roommate, Salpi. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zaven and his roommate. Reading his mom's thoughts, Zaven volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salpi and I are just roommates"
About a week later, Salpi came to Zaven saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." Zaven said. So he sat down and wrote...
Dear Mayrig,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Zaven.
Several days later, Zaven received an email from his mother that read...
Dear Zavig,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salpi, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mom.
I dont get it..
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