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    Armenian Mothers

    I got this joke from one of my friends. I dont know if its been posted before. I loved it so much... cause it sooo true. You can never fool and Armenian mother. HEHE......



    Deegeen [Mrs.Koharig in Armenian] Koharig went to have dinner at the home of her son Zaven, who lives with a female roommate, Salpi. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zaven and his roommate. Reading his mom's thoughts, Zaven volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salpi and I are just roommates"

    About a week later, Salpi came to Zaven saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." Zaven said. So he sat down and wrote...

    Dear Mayrig,
    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, Zaven.

    Several days later, Zaven received an email from his mother that read...

    Dear Zavig,
    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salpi, and I'm not saying that you
    'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

    Love, Mom.
    You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
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    I wonder why she assumed they were sleeping in his bed and not in hers when she placed the bowl her bed.

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    • #3
      Because she is a smart cookie thats why!
      You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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      • #4
        It's funy, but doesn't seem to have anything to do with Armenians, lol.
        "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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        • #5
          I agree with hyejinx. But still funny

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          • #6
            You silly face its about Armenian mothers and how they know everything. They can figure everything out without you even telling them. Thats why you cant fool them.
            You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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            • #7
              You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
              "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
                You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
                I dont get it..

                btw. Goey I have 4 more post than you

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by XxgoeyxX
                  You silly face its about Armenian mothers and how they know everything. They can figure everything out without you even telling them. Thats why you cant fool them.

                  It's more about Armenian mothers and how nosey some of them are.

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                  • #10
                    OOOhhh and that toooo.......so I hope Harut and Silly Face figured it out. Cause I dont want to keep posting and beat Harut with my post count.
                    You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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