phrases fron the...simpsons

[Andromida806]

[TVAdict710]

i'm serious tho

[armenator301]

that episode where homer tries to find out his middle name.
grandpa comes and tells him to take a rid ewith him
homer's repy"reat, i'll go shoot myself for bringing this up".

befre they found out homer would use his middle anitial wich was jay and wen they found out "from now on my name is... homer jay simpson"

[Dorobo]

"Theres a crayon in my brain?" *points to stomach*

Oh another good one it was on today. They go to Australia and in the American embasy they have a machine that makes the toilets spin counter clockwise like in America. Then homer proceeds to heartfully sing,
"my country tis of thee, Sweet land of liberty. *sniffle* of thee i see."

[SwingBaby]

This isn't exaclty a quote but what about the episode where Skinner reveals his real identity - Armen Tamzarian?

[Andromida806]

where you watching the Simpsonians ?

[armenator301]

ya armen was a good one

hey dont miss the new episode when homer loses his drivers licence and marge gets angry
its on the fox box

the day when homers 2nd wife (the one in vagus comes back)
then the scene cuts to him in a tree house because marge gets pissed at him
"of all the things that come back and bite me in the ass this is the worst"
then you see him pull a beaver from his ass and he throws it out

[SaSSoun]

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