The Holiday is over so I'd like to wish you....

[Andromida806]

Ich kan keine spreche apta-fackas Deutsche.

[surferarmo]

Thats what you get for living 350 miles away.

You think you have it bad ? Try 6000 miles away

I never said that was a bad thing now did I. I love my parents to death...but I need to be free from parental restraints you know. I am too independent for that. I miss home though, I am sure you do too.

[surferarmo]

Anon...did this really happen. It sounds a little too insane.

[sSsflamesSs]

Yea, it really did happen.

*wipes tears from eyes, with the runny mascara making her resemblance to a racoon increasingly uncanny*

He was selfless enough to sacrifice his decency by sharing this incident with you, in the hopes that you would not repeat the same mistakes he did. You should consider him your hero.

[surferarmo]

How would you know flame? Believe me, I am never going to piss in a sprite bottle. If it is dark I usually just stop on the freeway, I dont care who sees "IT." As long as the media crew isnt driving by catching every moment, its all good.

[Andromida806]

I have awsome bladder control

[Anonymouse]

I pee in the shower.

[Andromida806]

Me too, but only cuz i let loose

[jahannam]

poor moms... in a forum about THEM you guys are talking about peeing habits...lol 8)

[Anonymouse]

They are mutually exclusive.

Ever fart in the shower? When methane mixes with water and vapor, it gives a stanky smell.