Joke

[Harut82]

The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.




Then he added a mouth.


Ruined the whole frickin' thing

[angelik22]

nice description-- but the end killed it.... but for some women its true- all looks- no substancee--- ehh hemm-- :clears throat: too many of those fake lookin women who open their mouths and make you go :aaaaaaaaaaargh: haha reminds me of tim the tool man taylor- the aaaaaaaaaaargh noise he makes.... okie before i go too of topic- good joke- sad but true for some pple.... lol

[Harut82]

nice description-- but the end killed it....

well if the end didnt "kill it" then it wouldn't be a joke it would just be a description

[angelik22]

uff!! tell stewie to stop rubbing his ehh hem.... lol then maybe my posts will make more sense grrrrr

[Harut82]

uff!! tell stewie to stop rubbing his ehh hem.... lol then maybe my posts will make more sense grrrrr

I've tried but he won't listen Don't worry all woman get hypnotized by stewie

[Harut82]

A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on.

He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.

The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the mechanic to take a look at it.

The mechanic said he had a few others to look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin what was wrong with his car.

The penguin agreed and went for a walk.

He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Arizona in the summer, after all.

He sat down at the counter and started in on his ice cream.

Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy.

By the time he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a total mess.

He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"

The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."

[!EEK]

OKay, harut, pretend I'm a monkey with a hat "Blahahaaaaaahahahah"

You got this joke from Ebaum's

[Harut82]

OKay, harut, pretend I'm a monkey with a hat "Blahahaaaaaahahahah"

You got this joke from Ebaum's

[!EEK]

[Harut82]

A burglar breaks into a house real late on night and as he is sneaking around the house with his flashlight, he hears a voice that loudly says "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!".

The burglar, thinking he has been caught, stops in his tracks.

Silence.

So he starts looking through the house again when suddenly he hears, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!".

Again the burglar stops in his tracks.

After a few minutes he hears nothing, so he starts moving around again, and as before, hears "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!".

This time he hunts for the voice and finds a parrot sitting on a perch.

The burglar askes the parrot if he said that and the parrot said "YES".

The burglar laughs and says "so, whats your name birdie?", and the Parrot replies "CLARENCE".

The burglar laughs even more and says, "What kind of idiot would name a Parrot "Clarence"?

The parrot replies "THE SAME IDIOT THAT NAMED THE ROTTWEILLER "JESUS".