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Knock Knock Jokes :)

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  • #41
    How would you know what I look like? And no, that hot sexy chick is not me, sadly. I'm really ugly, like "mommy-there's-monsters-under-my-bed" ugly. Keep your future kids away from me.

    In case you're wondering why I posted that picture...it was to reflect my facial expression.

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    • #42
      but she looks like you like there's no tomorrowwww!!!

      lol
      naa woman... I don't know you...don't worry
      knock knock
      whose there
      douche
      douche who
      doucheBAG
      :mrgreen:

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      • #43
        Originally posted by Baron Dants
        Payts nervoghe ayn e vor arants nervil oozeloo ge nere....

        yes al oozetsi khelatsi pan me esel
        GITEM, CHESTATSVETS TSAVOK SRTI!

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        • #44
          it's not GITEM... it's KIDEM!
          lol damit

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          • #45
            NO, IT'S GITEM, DAMMIT!

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            • #46
              Originally posted by jahannam
              it's not GITEM... it's KIDEM!
              lol damit
              different dialects dear, u talk western, flames, myself talk eastern lets not fight for the language!!!

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              • #47
                Knock Knock
                Who's there?
                This topic
                This topic who?
                This topic is dead, stop beating it.

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                • #48
                  Originally posted by jahannam
                  it's not GITEM... it's KIDEM!
                  lol damit
                  akh jahannam.....amot erir....
                  toon esé kidem, inke togh esé gitem....inch darperootyoon?
                  i vercho, nooyn bann enk asel..

                  for instance, with the parents of my barsgahay friends (who speak eastern armenian, i speak western) we usually talk in both dialects (i'm catching up on the eastern) and things go quite well. We should only see our similarities, not our differences.

                  Now, to get back to the topic

                  knock knock
                  who's there?
                  the little old lady
                  the little old lady who?
                  Gee, I didn't know you can yodel!


                  I hate knock knock jokes....

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                  • #49
                    Baron, I hate knock knock jokes also, but that one you gave, I actually chuckled, hehehe.

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                    • #50
                      KNOCK KNOCK

                      WHOS THERES?

                      xxxx YOU
                      Achkerov kute.

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