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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME
Haha.... good one hyebruin.
Awww... *hgs* I know why you're upset too... don't worry, it'll all get better (we can pray)
i LOVE that lil prayer ( i especially get a kick out of reciting it in front of really religious people who take EVERYTHING too seriously)
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