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A Prayer for the Stressed!!!!

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  • A Prayer for the Stressed!!!!

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

    The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

    And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me to remember...

    When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME

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    Excellent................

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    • #3
      Haha.... good one hyebruin.

      Me likey.

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      • #4
        That literally made me go, "hehehehehe". Cute

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        • #5
          Originally posted by hyebruin
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

          The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

          And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

          And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

          Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me to remember...

          When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME

          Awww... *hgs* I know why you're upset too... don't worry, it'll all get better (we can pray)
          "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HyeJinx1984
            Awww... *hgs* I know why you're upset too... don't worry, it'll all get better (we can pray)
            silly jinxie i LOVE that lil prayer ( i especially get a kick out of reciting it in front of really religious people who take EVERYTHING too seriously)

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