Stupidest Jokes

[Anonymouse]

Please post your stupidest jokes here. Again no need for SpeakEnglishorDie to post as he himself is a stupid joke.

But for the rest of you, post away.

Here's my contribution.


Why is marriage like a hurricane?


Cause' there's sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.


Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?


To hide in the strawberry patch!


What's brown and sticky?


A stick.


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


Where's my tractor?

[sSsflamesSs]

Abarancin maner galis, moracav shnchel, merav.

[sSsflamesSs]

A cop catches a guy speeding.

Approaching the window, the cop says, "I've been waiting for you all day, son."

Guy says, "I got here as fast as I could!"

[Anonymouse]

You can add to that any jokes by Kamo.

[Dorobo]

What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese person and a Black person?

Viniger

Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch Ouch Ouch.

[sSsflamesSs]

That's not how it goes...

This is how it goes...

Two men walk into a bar....*PLUNK*...*PLUNK*

(Sorry to break it to ya, but I already posted that joke in another thread :P ).

[jahannam]

Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch Ouch Ouch.

ummmm I thought i'm not slow... but I don't get it 8)

[jahannam]

Re: Stupidest Jokes

Why is marriage like a hurricane?
Cause' there's sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

those arent stupid lol.. i'm still crackin up over that stick...
I love that kinda jokes... so innocent hehe
call me whatever... i like to laugh

[sSsflamesSs]

Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch Ouch Ouch.

ummmm I thought i'm not slow... but I don't get it 8)

Hahaha, that's so cute. :P

Bar: a relatively long, straight, rigid piece of solid material used as a fastener, support, barrier, or structural or mechanical member.

[sSsflamesSs]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its
rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" the doctor asks.

"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."