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  • Stupidest Jokes

    Please post your stupidest jokes here. Again no need for SpeakEnglishorDie to post as he himself is a stupid joke.

    But for the rest of you, post away.

    Here's my contribution.


    Why is marriage like a hurricane?


    Cause' there's sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.


    Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?


    To hide in the strawberry patch!


    What's brown and sticky?


    A stick.


    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


    Where's my tractor?
    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    Abarancin maner galis, moracav shnchel, merav.

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    • #3
      A cop catches a guy speeding.

      Approaching the window, the cop says, "I've been waiting for you all day, son."

      Guy says, "I got here as fast as I could!"

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      • #4
        You can add to that any jokes by Kamo.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese person and a Black person?

          Viniger

          Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

          Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch Ouch Ouch.

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          • #6
            That's not how it goes...

            This is how it goes...

            Two men walk into a bar....*PLUNK*...*PLUNK*

            (Sorry to break it to ya, but I already posted that joke in another thread :P ).

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dorobo

              Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

              Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch Ouch Ouch.
              ummmm I thought i'm not slow... but I don't get it 8)

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              • #8
                Re: Stupidest Jokes

                Originally posted by Anonymouse
                Why is marriage like a hurricane?
                Cause' there's sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.

                What's brown and sticky?
                A stick.


                What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
                Where's my tractor?
                those arent stupid lol.. i'm still crackin up over that stick...
                I love that kinda jokes... so innocent hehe
                call me whatever... i like to laugh

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jahannam
                  Originally posted by Dorobo

                  Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

                  Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch Ouch Ouch.
                  ummmm I thought i'm not slow... but I don't get it 8)
                  Hahaha, that's so cute. :P

                  Bar: a relatively long, straight, rigid piece of solid material used as a fastener, support, barrier, or structural or mechanical member.

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                  • #10
                    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
                    bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
                    Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

                    "Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of
                    golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
                    into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
                    rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its
                    rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
                    was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle
                    of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

                    "What did you do?" the doctor asks.

                    "Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
                    'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."

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