Please post your stupidest jokes here. Again no need for SpeakEnglishorDie to post as he himself is a stupid joke.
But for the rest of you, post away.
Here's my contribution.
Why is marriage like a hurricane?
Cause' there's sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in the strawberry patch!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
But for the rest of you, post away.
Here's my contribution.
Why is marriage like a hurricane?
Cause' there's sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in the strawberry patch!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
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