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    moo.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!111shift+oneoneone
    Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by deniz
      moo.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!111shift+oneoneone
      Was that before or after you stuck your little pecker in?

      Your just a wild and crazy guy arent you?

      Stupid turks with stupid jokes.

      Hey, I got a joke:

      Turk!!!

      Another one:

      Ataturd!!!

      And another one:

      Turkey in European Union!!!
      Մեր ժողովուրդն արանց հայրենասիրութեան այն է, ինչ որ մի մարմին' առանց հոգու:

      Նժդեհ


      Please visit me at my Heralding the Rise of Russia blog: http://theriseofrussia.blogspot.com/

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      • #4
        Originally posted by deniz
        moo.


        "Well, that's the sound your mother made last night!"
        this post = teh win.

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        • #5
          hey don't be mean guys, that was well rehearsed

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            • #7
              In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought: - "That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face". (2) The fat lady thought: - "This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) The Turkish man thought: - "That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) The Greek man thought: - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turko again".

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ddd
                In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought: - "That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face". (2) The fat lady thought: - "This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) The Turkish man thought: - "That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) The Greek man thought: - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turko again".
                LMAO!!! being an greek-armenian...i luv these...post more!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by deniz
                  moo.
                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!111shift+oneoneone
                  DEAR RECEIVER,
                  You have just received a Turk computer virus. Since we are not so
                  technologically, this is a
                  MANUAL virus.

                  Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this
                  virus to everyone you know.

                  Thank you very much for helping me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 1womanARMY
                    LMAO!!! being an greek-armenian...i luv these...post more!
                    VERY FUNNY

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