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  • #131
    Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

    Originally posted by ASSASSINATER
    you are so pathetic

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    • #132
      Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

      Originally posted by Anahita
      Here's my platypus boomerang: I love you too. In fact, I love everyone here. So blah, right back atcha... I'll send that virtually while I play the didgeridoo, too.

      (I started playing that instrument 6 or 7 years ago. Traditionally, only men were 'allowed' to play. I'm such a dumaas gerl. )
      wow we have another aussie in disguise in this forum hehehe
      you sure you are not from Australia???

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      • #133
        Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

        Originally posted by One-Way
        We all know girls are dumbasses. I don't need to prove anything, but for fun, I will show you all why girls are dumbasses.

        In this world, I believe there are three types of dumbasses.


        Level 1 - Has potential to change, but still a dumbass.
        Level 2 - A clear dumbass who is not subject to change.
        Level 3 - DUMBBBBBBBBBBASSSSSSSSSSSSS!




        So, let's begin..


        I was reading a MySpace bulletin last night, and for those who don't know what a "MySpace bulletin" is - it's a type of blog. People write things out, like survey's, and post them up for all their friends to see.



        Girl One:

        I was reading some girls survey and the question asked:

        10. Do you have any older siblings?

        What did our first female answer?

        Her answer was, "yeah a little sister"

        Type of dumbass: Level 1




        Girl Two:

        Today, I was reading another MySpace bulletin. Why? Because it was posted by a female and I was sure I'd find another dumbass!

        For this survey, the question asked the young girl:

        20. What's your favorite city?

        What was her answer, you ask?

        Her answer was, "sooo cali"

        Type of dumbass: Level 3






        More to come later..

        Disclaimer: In no way is this thread supposed to be sexist, it's all just a joke to show how blonde girls are.


        You're the only dumbass here, boy. And you heard me right, BOY.

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        • #134
          Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

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          • #135
            Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

            --Renegades – Rage Against the Machine
            Since the Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece
            Right down through the Middle Ages
            Planet earth kept going through changes
            And then no renaissance came, and times continued to change
            Nothing stayed the same, but there were always renegades
            Like Chief Sitting Bull, Tom Paine
            Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcom X
            They were renegades of their time and age
            So many renegades

            From a different solar system many many galaxies away
            We are the force of another creation
            A new musical revelation
            And we're on this musical mission to help the others listen


            --Bulls on Parade - Rage
            Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
            Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
            I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
            Line up to tha mind cemetary now
            What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
            They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
            While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells


            --Guerrilla Radio - Rage
            It has to start somewhere
            It has to start sometime
            What better place than here
            What better time than now
            Can’t stop us now


            --Cant’ Stop – Chili Peppers
            Music the great communicator…


            --By the Way – Chili Peppers
            She's such a little DJ


            --Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes
            She'll turn her music on you
            You won't have to think twice…
            She'll expose you, when she snows you
            and she knows you
            Last edited by Anahita; 03-16-2006, 02:54 AM.

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            • #136
              Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

              No Hip-Hop. Doesn't surprise me.

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              • #137
                Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

                Originally posted by One-Way
                No Hip-Hop. Doesn't surprise me.
                Aren't those songs usually about crime, partying, wealth, cars, and "B*tches"?
                [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
                -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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                • #138
                  Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

                  Obviously.

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                  • #139
                    Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

                    Girl Seven:

                    I was reading some girl's MySpace bulletin, and it said:

                    5. "i never knew that a slam dunk is worth 3 points, lol =) its kinda random hehe=)"

                    Type of dumbass: Level 4 (I had to make a new level for her)

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