Why Girls Are Dumbasses

[TomServo]

Re: Why Girls Are Dumbasses

you are so pathetic

[Crissy]

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Here's my platypus boomerang: I love you too. In fact, I love everyone here. So blah, right back atcha... I'll send that virtually while I play the didgeridoo, too.

(I started playing that instrument 6 or 7 years ago. Traditionally, only men were 'allowed' to play. I'm such a dumaas gerl. )

wow we have another aussie in disguise in this forum hehehe
you sure you are not from Australia???

[parthiapride]

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We all know girls are dumbasses. I don't need to prove anything, but for fun, I will show you all why girls are dumbasses.

In this world, I believe there are three types of dumbasses.


Level 1 - Has potential to change, but still a dumbass.
Level 2 - A clear dumbass who is not subject to change.
Level 3 - DUMBBBBBBBBBBASSSSSSSSSSSSS!




So, let's begin..


I was reading a MySpace bulletin last night, and for those who don't know what a "MySpace bulletin" is - it's a type of blog. People write things out, like survey's, and post them up for all their friends to see.



Girl One:

I was reading some girls survey and the question asked:

10. Do you have any older siblings?

What did our first female answer?

Her answer was, "yeah a little sister"

Type of dumbass: Level 1




Girl Two:

Today, I was reading another MySpace bulletin. Why? Because it was posted by a female and I was sure I'd find another dumbass!

For this survey, the question asked the young girl:

20. What's your favorite city?

What was her answer, you ask?

Her answer was, "sooo cali"

Type of dumbass: Level 3






More to come later..

Disclaimer: In no way is this thread supposed to be sexist, it's all just a joke to show how blonde girls are.

You're the only dumbass here, boy. And you heard me right, BOY.

[One-Way]

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[Anahita]

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--Renegades – Rage Against the Machine
Since the Prehistoric ages and the days of ancient Greece
Right down through the Middle Ages
Planet earth kept going through changes
And then no renaissance came, and times continued to change
Nothing stayed the same, but there were always renegades
Like Chief Sitting Bull, Tom Paine
Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcom X
They were renegades of their time and age
So many renegades

From a different solar system many many galaxies away
We are the force of another creation
A new musical revelation
And we're on this musical mission to help the others listen


--Bulls on Parade - Rage
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
Line up to tha mind cemetary now
What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells


--Guerrilla Radio - Rage
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now
Can’t stop us now


--Cant’ Stop – Chili Peppers
Music the great communicator…


--By the Way – Chili Peppers
She's such a little DJ


--Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice…
She'll expose you, when she snows you
and she knows you

[One-Way]

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No Hip-Hop. Doesn't surprise me.

[Siggie]

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No Hip-Hop. Doesn't surprise me.

Aren't those songs usually about crime, partying, wealth, cars, and "B*tches"?

[One-Way]

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Obviously.

[One-Way]

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Girl Seven:

I was reading some girl's MySpace bulletin, and it said:

5. "i never knew that a slam dunk is worth 3 points, lol =) its kinda random hehe=)"

Type of dumbass: Level 4 (I had to make a new level for her)