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    Armenians are Armenians...

    Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Kebabs, there is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts Others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo all day."

    The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."

    Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on."

    This time, the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires and are trying to install air conditioning!"
    Մեր ժողովուրդն արանց հայրենասիրութեան այն է, ինչ որ մի մարմին' առանց հոգու:

    Նժդեհ


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    Re: Armenians are Armenians...

    Originally posted by Armenian
    Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Kebabs, there is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts Others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo all day."

    The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."

    Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on."

    This time, the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires and are trying to install air conditioning!"

    that's cute

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      Re: Armenians are Armenians...

      this is hilarious!!!! love it

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      • #4
        Re: Armenians are Armenians...

        I love it.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          Re: Armenians are Armenians...

          Knowing the hyer, they would pull the devil into the fires with them.
          this post = teh win.

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            Re: Armenians are Armenians...

            Nah they'd just get him drunk on vodka

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              Re: Armenians are Armenians...

              haha

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              • #8
                Re: Armenians are Armenians...

                great joke, i love it

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                • #9
                  Re: Armenians are Armenians...

                  Hahahaha good joke!

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                    Re: Armenians are Armenians...

                    Originally posted by Armenian View Post
                    Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Kebabs, there is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts Others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo all day."

                    The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."

                    Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on."

                    This time, the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires and are trying to install air conditioning!"
                    LOL that was a good one Armenian
                    If your going to be an aholic, why dont you be a Hye one?

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