Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

[Siamanto]

Lately, I have been so amused by the jokes that our *urkish members have shared with us, that I decided to start documenting all such gems in a single thread that I - or we - can visit when in need for some laughs.



Note: I have chosen to auto censor the words "*urk," "*urkish" or *urkic" because it is commonly perceived as unpleasant and offending, evokes unpleasant emotions and imagery and is pregnant with immoral and evil connotations!

[Siamanto]

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...everybody must know this , we love armenian people too much

LOL No comments.

Dear armenian people ,, this is france and american game , don't play with them...everybody must be clever ,,,

It seems that Jurks are not part of "everybody," is that why they hardly belong to the human race?

[Siamanto]

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no turks dont read, just armenians read.. yerevan is of course from the turkish name Erivan.. u read an international history and see the reality.

Of course, it does not matter to a Jurk that linguistically "Yerevan" is as *urkish as "Istanbul" i.e. "Constantinople" is.

so u think turks were not here till middle ages??? what a history... what u know about sumers! they were talking turkish, tradition turkish and religion like ancieant turks and were they from space? Urartus are armenians or kurdish or persian state? turks dont read, so can u explain us...

Of course, it does not matter to a Jurk that Sumerian is Iranian i.e. Indo-European and *urkish is Uralo-Altaic...nor that Sumerians did not live in TEMPORARILY SO CALLED Turkey.

i have never heard that armenians had ther own independent state till 1991

Of course, it's natural that the same Jurk, a couple of minutes later, states:

there have never been heard a name of armenia till persians recordings in middle of 500 B.C.

*wonders what will be the next date*

have u ever visit turkiye and armenia? one starving and one in abundance...

Of course, it's not relevant to a Jurk that they are periodically salvaged from financial bankruptcy thanks to substantial international financial aid. The history, value and curve of the *urksh Lira reflects all the misfortunes of the shaky *urkish economy.


Note: I have chosen to auto censor the words "*urk," "*urkish" or *urkic" because it is commonly perceived as unpleasant and offending, evokes unpleasant emotions and imagery and is pregnant with immoral and evil connotations!

[karoaper]

Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

An oldie, but a goodie.

European civilisation was at its peak at 19th century, but now it is declining. Education system is terrible at European universities. Besides universities at Britian, Turkish universities are better than most of the continental Europe ones. Economy is terrible, no production, no competency at EU. People are racist,...

George Carlin couldn't come up with this stuff.

[gmd]

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This is funny. I was wondering looking at this guys posts. He joins and in one day manages to paste so many posts. Does anyone else here think that there is a special dept in the Turkish gov't to piss off Armenians on the net by spewing useless drivel?

[RSNATION]

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This is funny. I was wondering looking at this guys posts. He joins and in one day manages to paste so many posts. Does anyone else here think that there is a special dept in the Turkish gov't to piss off Armenians on the net by spewing useless drivel?

They pop up on Armenian forums whenever there is any international activity regarding the Genocide and then they fade away. It's akin to their calls for a boycott of French goods. Sure, it will make them feel better for awhile but eventually the boycott will fade. I believe the French learned this in 2000 when the recognized the Genocide. Since then, trade amongst Turkey and France tripled.

[Deniz1453]

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Note: I have chosen to auto censor the words "*urk" or "*urkish" because it is commonly perceived as unpleasant and offending, evokes unpleasant emotions and imagery and is pregnant with immoral and evil connotations!

That's probably the best one.

[RSNATION]

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That's probably the best one.

I like the term "orks" better


DAILY MAIL (London)
July 6, 2005

Tolkien's Orcish delight


QUESTION If Tolkien based The Shire, where the Hobbits lived in The
Lord Of The Rings, on Shropshire, where was Mordor?

THERE is some debate as to where Tolkien based the Shire. In one of
his letters, he indicated that its approximate location is rural
Warwickshire.

Shropshire, Lancashire's Lune valley and rural Worcestershire have
also been mooted as possible locations.

Most of the geographical and personal names used by Tolkien were
adapted from European mythology. Middle Earth, where most of the
action in Lord Of The Rings, the Hobbit and The Silmarillion takes
place, is a literal translation of the Old Norse mythological term
Midgard, referring to this world, the realm of humans. Likewise a
proposed etymology for Mordor is the Old English morthor, which means
'mortal sin' or 'murder'.

To the casual reader, Middle Earth appears to be an entirely
imaginary other-world. In fact, Tolkien devised it as a fictional
period in our Earth's own past 7,000 to 10,000 years ago. The action
of the books is largely confined to the north-west of the continent,
corresponding to modern-day Europe, and little is known about the
east and south of Middle Earth.

If you were to superimpose a scale map of Tolkien's Middle Earth over
a map of Europe, aligning some of the most obvious climatological,
botanical and zoological similarities, you get a good approximation
of how Tolkien saw his domain.

Mordor, home to the Dark Lord Sauron, by position and shape (swopping
the mountainous borders for the sea on three sides) is Turkey.

Harad is the Arab lands and the Easterlings come from central Asia.

Not only does Mordor have the shape of Turkey/ Asia Minor, but
Turkish also has similarities to Orcish/the Black Speech, and more
fancifully Tolkien's slave peoples who live around the Sea of Nurnen
could be linked to the Armenians and their original homeland round
Lake Van.

The Hobbits' Shire would be in temperate England, Gondor in
Mediterranean Italy and Mordor out there: Is the Orcish language
really Turkish?

Greece, South Gondor in the deserts of Northern Africa, Rhovanion in
the forests of Eastern Europe and the steppes of Western and Southern
Russia, and the Ice Bay of Forochel in the fjords of Norway.

More specifically, Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, is comparable
to Venice, and Pelargir, Gondor's second city, with Byzantium
(Constantinople).

Chris Watkinson, Nottingham.

[ARK]

Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

Siamanto,

Don’t bother yourself! No need to select. Copy paste here, all the posts sent to the irrelevant threads.

[Siamanto]

Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

Siamanto,

Don’t bother yourself! No need to select. Copy paste here, all the posts sent to the irrelevant threads.

Why not? Never appreciated a collection of jokes?