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    Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

    Turkey may take steps against France

    ANKARA, Oct 13: Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan said on Friday Turkey was studying retaliatory measures against France following approval of a law making it a crime to deny Armenians suffered genocide at the hands of Ottoman Turks.

    “Turkey’s foreign trade volume with France is $10 billion and this is equal to 1.5 per cent of France’s whole foreign trade volume. We’re going to make the proper calculations and then take necessary steps,” Erdogan said in a speech.

    He did not elaborate, but said the centre-right government would take measures within Turkey and abroad.

    But the ruling AK Party, facing a rise in nationalism ahead of next year’s parliamentary elections, must tread a careful line not to damage its success at bringing political and economic stability to the Muslim country seeking EU membership.

    France’s lower house of parliament voted for the bill on Thursday, despite warnings from French firms that it would create repercussions for their business in Turkey, a fast-growing market which imported 4.7 billion euros’ worth of French goods in 2005.

    “There are no real threats in current trade, though perhaps (there could be) with some big contracts,” a French Foreign Ministry spokesman told reporters at a regular briefing in Paris.

    The bill still needs approval from the upper house, the Senate, and President Jacques Chirac to take effect.

    Turkey denies claims that Armenians suffered genocide in Turkey during World War One, arguing that large numbers of both Muslim Turks and Christian Armenians died in a partisan conflict that accompanied the collapse of the Ottoman Empire.

    Hundreds of French firms such as Renault and Carrefour have large investments in Turkey, employing thousands of Turkish workers. This week Turkish consumer groups and some trade unions called for boycotts of French products.

    The Turkish Consumers Union called on its members to begin boycotting French products, starting on Friday with energy group Total.

    “The boycott will continue increasingly until the law on the so-called Armenian genocide is annulled,” the union’s chairman Bulent Deniz said in a press release.

    But economists questioned the effectiveness of a boycott on France as Turkey accounts for only 1.3 per cent of France’s exports.

    Past Turkish calls for boycotts against other countries had an effect only for a short time.

    Big Turkish business have largely opposed a boycott and Economy Minister Ali Babacan said on Thursday the government would not encourage it either.

    The controversy over an alleged genocide goes to the heart of modern Turkey which is struggling to push through EU-inspired reform which often clash with its own history and customs.—Reuters

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    • #12
      Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

      [It is noteworthy that the following reflects the "thinking???" of the head of National Academy of Science Human Rights Institute. Does anybody still wonder why Artsakh categorically refuses to be part of this country? Siamanto.]




      Today, Azerbaijan
      Oct 13 2006

      Rovshen Mustafayev: "Patrick Devechian knows Jacque Chirac's family
      secrets"

      14 October 2006 [00:22] - Today.Az

      Rovshen Mustafayev, the head of National Academy of Science Human
      Rights Institute, held press conference on a law would make it a
      crime to deny false Armenian genocide.

      Mustayev said that this decision has historical background. He also
      stated that a contract was signed between France and Armenian ASALA
      terror organization in 1982. The contract considers the mutual aid
      and cooperation on making false Armenian genocide worldly recognized.
      Mustafayev said the author of the draft law is Devechian who has warm
      relations with France president.

      "Devechian is Jacque Chirac's family lawyer, and he knows all family
      secrets. He has great impact on the president's decisions. Armenians
      consider that Chirac is an Armenian surname and the original form is
      Chiracian," he said.

      Mustafayev showed the pieces of Washington Post, Armenian reporter,
      Le Mantin newspapers and short records of the discussions held in the
      US Senate about the relations between ASALA and France.

      The deputy chief Araz Gurbanov said it is very interesting that
      France supports the organization which sows terror in France after
      Turkey. He said Azerbaijan and Turkey should bring to a focus the
      genocides committed at Van lakeside where thousands of Turkish people
      were killed and Algeria Genocide.

      Mustafayev said that France violated Europe Human Rights Convention
      item 10 by adopting of this law. "Turkey and Azerbaijan should appeal
      to Europe Human Rights Court," he said, APA reports.


      URL: http://www.today.az/news/politics/31428.html
      What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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      • #13
        Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

        Originally posted by Siamanto
        [It is noteworthy that the following reflects the "thinking???" of the head of National Academy of Science Human Rights Institute. Does anybody still wonder why Artsakh categorically refuses to be part of this country? Siamanto.]




        Today, Azerbaijan
        Oct 13 2006

        Rovshen Mustafayev: "Patrick Devechian knows Jacque Chirac's family
        secrets"

        14 October 2006 [00:22] - Today.Az

        Rovshen Mustafayev, the head of National Academy of Science Human
        Rights Institute, held press conference on a law would make it a
        crime to deny false Armenian genocide.

        Mustayev said that this decision has historical background. He also
        stated that a contract was signed between France and Armenian ASALA
        terror organization in 1982. The contract considers the mutual aid
        and cooperation on making false Armenian genocide worldly recognized.
        Mustafayev said the author of the draft law is Devechian who has warm
        relations with France president.

        "Devechian is Jacque Chirac's family lawyer, and he knows all family
        secrets. He has great impact on the president's decisions. Armenians
        consider that Chirac is an Armenian surname and the original form is
        Chiracian," he said.

        Mustafayev showed the pieces of Washington Post, Armenian reporter,
        Le Mantin newspapers and short records of the discussions held in the
        US Senate about the relations between ASALA and France.

        The deputy chief Araz Gurbanov said it is very interesting that
        France supports the organization which sows terror in France after
        Turkey. He said Azerbaijan and Turkey should bring to a focus the
        genocides committed at Van lakeside where thousands of Turkish people
        were killed and Algeria Genocide.

        Mustafayev said that France violated Europe Human Rights Convention
        item 10 by adopting of this law. "Turkey and Azerbaijan should appeal
        to Europe Human Rights Court," he said, APA reports.


        URL: http://www.today.az/news/politics/31428.html

        Chiracian. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        Ara ushks gnac. Ete gradaranic indz vrnden, ko mekhkn a linelu Siamanto.

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        • #14
          Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.



          Ays nkarum hopar Chiracian@ massa'in Vartaniki masin katak a patmum, es andastyarak Robertn el martun khangarum a. Ara togh to patmi eli, mer hopar Chiracian@.

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          • #15
            Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

            I got this PM. It still cracks me up:

            Originally posted by bookmaker
            alert
            where are you now?im in tail of you.I pursue you..

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            • #16
              Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

              Originally posted by Sip View Post
              Selpak = teh owned.
              Originally posted by Selpak View Post
              what does "teh" mean?
              Originally posted by Sip View Post
              exfo < selpak
              Originally posted by Selpak View Post
              Originally posted by Sip View Post
              exfo < selpak
              What does it mean sir?

              [I've seen too many clueless Jurks, but this one is...*is speechless and wonders if a word to describe such a degree of retardation exists - probably, not yet witnessed in homo sapiens*]
              Last edited by Siamanto; 06-20-2007, 01:57 PM.
              What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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              • #17
                Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

                Originally posted by Selpak View Post
                Originally posted by crusader1492 View Post
                Kind of like the brotherhood Turks demostrated with the Armenians who lived in the same land.
                Feel free to compare Armenian bandits with Kurdish bandits or Armenian Terror with PKK.

                [The Central Asian bazaar thieves who have looted, ravaged and infested Armenian lands are humoring us, calling the owners of the lands "bandits."]
                What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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                • #18
                  Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

                  [The Central Asian bazaar thieves who have looted, ravaged and infested Armenian lands are humoring us, calling the owners of the lands "bandits."]
                  Lol. Shopar even your armenian friends don't claim western Turkey as armenia.

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                  • #19
                    Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

                    Originally posted by Selpak View Post
                    Lol. Shopar even your armenian friends don't claim western Turkey as armenia.
                    Who says so? You? Don't be so blind and naive. I think you need something to correct your vision. It's gotten quite bad lately.

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                    • #20
                      Re: Jurkish Stand-up Comedy - Some Excerpts.

                      Originally posted by Selpak View Post
                      Lol. Shopar even your armenian friends don't claim western Turkey as armenia.

                      When applied to jurks, it is amazing how the expressions "telling a joke" and "being a joke" become hard to distinguish - because they can be used to describe the same. In any case, let us all applaud our provincial clown for being a joke and entertaining us with yet another joke.

                      P.S.
                      Needless to say that the jurkish intellectual midget, probably, considers "pertinent???" and "logical???" to focus on Western TEMPORARILY SO CALLED turkey when Eastern TEMPORARILY SO CALLED turkey is being discussed!!!!
                      Last edited by Siamanto; 06-21-2007, 08:41 PM.
                      What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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