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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after
there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black
bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my
cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black
bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his
shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,
"That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank
thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled
to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully
recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find
a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said,
"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after
there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black
bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my
cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black
bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his
shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,
"That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank
thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled
to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully
recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find
a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said,
"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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