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    Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
    traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after
    there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black
    bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my
    cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
    sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
    alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

    Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
    revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black
    bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his
    shoulder.
    This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,
    "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
    choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank
    thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled
    to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
    Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully
    recovered.
    Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
    managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
    then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find
    a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said,
    "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

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    :shock: Nice, hahaha.

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