What happens when a turk sticks his head into the sea?????
-oil pollution
Why are there only two pallbearer for a turkish funeral???
-the rubbish bin only has two handholds.
What is the difference betwenn a knocked over rat and a knocked over turk???
There is a skidmark in front of the turk.
What do you call a turk with two rubbish bins???
-an estate agent.
What happens when a turkish woman performs an abortion????
-The F.B.I sends her a check.
How do you recognize a turkish masochist????
-he works.
Why do all Turks have mustaches???
They want to look like their mother.
-oil pollution
Why are there only two pallbearer for a turkish funeral???
-the rubbish bin only has two handholds.
What is the difference betwenn a knocked over rat and a knocked over turk???
There is a skidmark in front of the turk.
What do you call a turk with two rubbish bins???
-an estate agent.
What happens when a turkish woman performs an abortion????
-The F.B.I sends her a check.
How do you recognize a turkish masochist????
-he works.
Why do all Turks have mustaches???
They want to look like their mother.

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