Turks, turks, turks....

[Esther]

What happens when a turk sticks his head into the sea?????

-oil pollution

Why are there only two pallbearer for a turkish funeral???

-the rubbish bin only has two handholds.

What is the difference betwenn a knocked over rat and a knocked over turk???

There is a skidmark in front of the turk.

What do you call a turk with two rubbish bins???

-an estate agent.

What happens when a turkish woman performs an abortion????

-The F.B.I sends her a check.

How do you recognize a turkish masochist????

-he works.

Why do all Turks have mustaches???

They want to look like their mother.

[ARK]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

[Gunner14]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

My reactions in the exact order.....

[Thai-Samurai]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

the skidmark one is wrong, the skid marks are supposed to be in front of the rat, if your trying to make fun of Turks.

[karoaper]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

the skidmark one is wrong, the skid marks are supposed to be in front of the rat, if your trying to make fun of Turks.

not if you skidded out of your way to knock over said turk

[exfo]

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[Էլիա]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

^That joke is just retarded and it doesn't even make sense...

[TomServo]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

They even have to politicize something as trivial as Eurovision.

[Էլիա]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

exfo, I wouldn't try bringing jokes about Armenians (if that even was a joke, cuz it wasn't even funny or sensible) into a forum for Armenians (which is a very stupid idea by the way), so I suggest you leave or stop making idiotic actions.

[sev_zeytun]

Re: Turks, turks, turks....

I think he's just jealous that Armenia has only been competing since 2006 and has produced good artists thus far while Turkey has been competing since 1975 and didn't produce any successful artists until 1997.