Did this actually happen??

[Gunner14]

Armenian Woman: UH..what are you doing in our house?

Turkish Soldier: Well you are a threat to our country, so we have to remove you from here...

Armenian woman: What? I have to do laundry. And my kids are sleeping, and..and .. a threat to what?

Turkish Soldier: Look lady do you want to get raped? Cus I just raped another Armenian woman a little while ago and I cant go right now... So get your kids and your stuff and lets go.

Armenian woman: What?? Why would you rape me?...I'm so confused.

Turish soldier: Well its cus you're an infidel and its war time it just make sense you know? I mean bad things happen during war time, and well this is a bad thing. But seriously, I don't want to rape you, so can we just hurry up and go.

^ True story, by coincidence the one English speaking Turk came across an english speaking Armenian woman .... sad, but this *beep* probably append all the time.

[Էլիա]

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Armenian Woman: UH..what are you doing in our house?

Turkish Soldier: Well you are a threat to our country, so we have to remove you from here...

Armenian woman: What? I have to do laundry. And my kids are sleeping, and..and .. a threat to what?

Turkish Soldier: Look lady do you want to get raped? Cus I just raped another Armenian woman a little while ago and I cant go right now... So get your kids and your stuff and lets go.

Armenian woman: What?? Why would you rape me?...I'm so confused.

Turish soldier: Well its cus you're an infidel and its war time it just make sense you know? I mean bad things happen during war time, and well this is a bad thing. But seriously, I don't want to rape you, so can we just hurry up and go.

^ True story, by coincidence the one English speaking Turk came across an english speaking Armenian woman .... sad, but this *beep* probably append all the time.

If this story isn't true, then the Turkish government has absolutely no flaws. This means that this story is 100% true! (which it is, whether it was in English, Armenian, Turkish, or w/e)

[Selpak]

Re: Did this actually happen??

Who wrote the story?

[Gunner14]

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Who wrote the story?

Some asspiring playwrite

[gizzy]

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I see no humour in this story, its just horrible...why is it on this section? :S

[Էլիա]

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I see no humour in this story, its just horrible...why is it on this section? :S

Gunner14 tends to start irrevelant threads...

[Gunner14]

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Gunner14 tends to start irrevelant threads...

irrvelant? how dare you make me feel bad with your nonsensicle words....

And really, how many irrelivent threads have I started? Go on look at my history...

I guess the humor is in the fact that the soldier sees nothing wrong in what he is doing...

Will an admin please delete my irevelant thread, i dont want to get crap for this...

[gizzy]

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irrvelant? how dare you make me feel bad with your nonsensicle words....

And really, how many irrelivent threads have I started? Go on look at my history...

I guess the humor is in the fact that the soldier sees nothing wrong in what he is doing...

Will an admin please delete my irevelant thread, i dont want to get crap for this...

awww... maybe its relevant if you thought its funny but still...its not especially funny for females I guess....

well.........if he ever thought there was something wrong with it he wouldnt have done it in the first place.... right?!!!

[Էլիա]

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irrvelant? how dare you make me feel bad with your nonsensicle words....

And really, how many irrelivent threads have I started? Go on look at my history...

I guess the humor is in the fact that the soldier sees nothing wrong in what he is doing...

Will an admin please delete my irevelant thread, i dont want to get crap for this...

Գիտես՝ կատակ կ'ընէի, չէ՞: = You know I was joking, right?



Gizzy, I suggest that you don't try to enter the mysteriousness of Gunner14's mind... you'll get lost!!! (By the way, Gunner14, this was also a joke, so please don't cry! )

[Gunner14]

Re: Did this actually happen??

Գիտես՝ կատակ կ'ընէի, չէ՞: = You know I was joking, right?



Gizzy, I suggest that you don't try to enter the mysteriousness of Gunner14's mind... you'll get lost!!! (By the way, Gunner14, this was also a joke, so please don't cry! )