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    Armenian Woman: UH..what are you doing in our house?

    Turkish Soldier: Well you are a threat to our country, so we have to remove you from here...

    Armenian woman: What? I have to do laundry. And my kids are sleeping, and..and .. a threat to what?

    Turkish Soldier: Look lady do you want to get raped? Cus I just raped another Armenian woman a little while ago and I cant go right now... So get your kids and your stuff and lets go.

    Armenian woman: What?? Why would you rape me?...I'm so confused.

    Turish soldier: Well its cus you're an infidel and its war time it just make sense you know? I mean bad things happen during war time, and well this is a bad thing. But seriously, I don't want to rape you, so can we just hurry up and go.

    ^ True story, by coincidence the one English speaking Turk came across an english speaking Armenian woman .... sad, but this *beep* probably append all the time.

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    Re: Did this actually happen??

    Originally posted by Gunner14 View Post
    Armenian Woman: UH..what are you doing in our house?

    Turkish Soldier: Well you are a threat to our country, so we have to remove you from here...

    Armenian woman: What? I have to do laundry. And my kids are sleeping, and..and .. a threat to what?

    Turkish Soldier: Look lady do you want to get raped? Cus I just raped another Armenian woman a little while ago and I cant go right now... So get your kids and your stuff and lets go.

    Armenian woman: What?? Why would you rape me?...I'm so confused.

    Turish soldier: Well its cus you're an infidel and its war time it just make sense you know? I mean bad things happen during war time, and well this is a bad thing. But seriously, I don't want to rape you, so can we just hurry up and go.

    ^ True story, by coincidence the one English speaking Turk came across an english speaking Armenian woman .... sad, but this *beep* probably append all the time.
    If this story isn't true, then the Turkish government has absolutely no flaws. This means that this story is 100% true! (which it is, whether it was in English, Armenian, Turkish, or w/e)

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      Re: Did this actually happen??

      Who wrote the story?

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      • #4
        Re: Did this actually happen??

        Originally posted by Selpak View Post
        Who wrote the story?
        Some asspiring playwrite

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        • #5
          Re: Did this actually happen??

          I see no humour in this story, its just horrible...why is it on this section? :S

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          • #6
            Re: Did this actually happen??

            Originally posted by gizzy View Post
            I see no humour in this story, its just horrible...why is it on this section? :S
            Gunner14 tends to start irrevelant threads...

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              Re: Did this actually happen??

              Originally posted by Էլիա View Post
              Gunner14 tends to start irrevelant threads...


              irrvelant? how dare you make me feel bad with your nonsensicle words....

              And really, how many irrelivent threads have I started? Go on look at my history...

              I guess the humor is in the fact that the soldier sees nothing wrong in what he is doing...

              Will an admin please delete my irevelant thread, i dont want to get crap for this...

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                Re: Did this actually happen??

                Originally posted by Gunner14 View Post


                irrvelant? how dare you make me feel bad with your nonsensicle words....

                And really, how many irrelivent threads have I started? Go on look at my history...

                I guess the humor is in the fact that the soldier sees nothing wrong in what he is doing...

                Will an admin please delete my irevelant thread, i dont want to get crap for this...
                awww... maybe its relevant if you thought its funny but still...its not especially funny for females I guess....

                well.........if he ever thought there was something wrong with it he wouldnt have done it in the first place.... right?!!!

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                  Re: Did this actually happen??

                  Originally posted by Gunner14 View Post


                  irrvelant? how dare you make me feel bad with your nonsensicle words....

                  And really, how many irrelivent threads have I started? Go on look at my history...

                  I guess the humor is in the fact that the soldier sees nothing wrong in what he is doing...

                  Will an admin please delete my irevelant thread, i dont want to get crap for this...
                  Գիտես՝ կատակ կ'ընէի, չէ՞: = You know I was joking, right?



                  Gizzy, I suggest that you don't try to enter the mysteriousness of Gunner14's mind... you'll get lost!!! (By the way, Gunner14, this was also a joke, so please don't cry! )

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                    Re: Did this actually happen??

                    Originally posted by Էլիա View Post
                    Գիտես՝ կատակ կ'ընէի, չէ՞: = You know I was joking, right?



                    Gizzy, I suggest that you don't try to enter the mysteriousness of Gunner14's mind... you'll get lost!!! (By the way, Gunner14, this was also a joke, so please don't cry! )

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