My 9 Month Dry Streak Of Not Having Sex....

[Anonymouse]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

You are an idiot Vigilante. I'm sorry. I tried to be sincere with you, but I give up. I'm throwing in my towel. You just don't want our advice. So continue being our laughing stock.

[KarotheGreat]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

I've got a question why weren't you using a condom? Haven't they thought you that? Dude always use a xxxxing condom every time no matter what. Like Ara also has said.

And my second point is you've got allot of growing up to do really. And first grow up than search for an Armenian girl. Or else the brother of the Armenain girl you are trying to date will break all of your bones. Trust me on this one. And even if you change be careful for their brothers, I mean really careful because I'm a brother and I know what I'm saying.

[Vigilante]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

If she is pregnant, and keeps the kid, and the kid is mine.

I have to pay child support for 18 years, right? How much do i have to give to the little bastard child?

Btw, im 21. and yea, no more unprotected sex. I have an economy box of condoms in my trunk now. And I also got pregnancy tests, for her to take em.

I got a question though.

Her light blood flow is now heavy [this is what she told me at around 4pm] and she thinks that she is on her period.

So, when her period ends. Can I have her take a pregnancy test right after? Just in case her period isn't a period, you know?

My friend is telling me to wait til next month, but thats torture right there!

:/

[Vigilante]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

The reason to why i never wore a condom is because

A. I don't have any at the moment.
B. I don't like the way it feels
C. Its hard to put on....sorta....

But like i said, I got a big box of condoms now, so yeah.

Gonna be safe from now on!

[Anonymouse]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

Well, the reason you're an idiot is because

A. If this is a gimmick then you should die. If it's not a gimmick see B.
B. For not using a condom because you don't like the way it feels and it's "hard to put on....sorta...." (What are you, 4 years old you can't put a damn condom around your penis? You never had health class where you tried it on, on a banana?)

I still smell gimmick.

[Sako]

Re: My 9 Month Dry Streak Of Not Having Sex....

Good luck, I don't know what to say, bro but still, don't freak out.

[Azad]

Re: My 9 Month Dry Streak Of Not Having Sex....

If she is ... make sure she takes a paternity test.

[Vigilante]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

No, this is not a gimmick.

Everything that I have mentioned happening to my life is true. Hopefully, this girl is not pregnant, cause I don't wanna be a father! Well, she doesn't wanna get married, but i still don't wanna pay child support for 18 years!

And do you honestly wanna know why its so hard for me to put a condom? Ok, here it is.

I

AM

NOT

CIRCUMCISED!

When I slip it on. it pulls the skin down too! And it gets messed up half way down. I think i might need a bigger condom, but i don't think im just putting it right. I'm trying to figure out how to keep the skin in place and still be able to slide it down without my skin going down too.

There.

I told you why its so hard!

Happy?

:|

[Vigilante]

Re: My 9 Month Dry Streak Of Not Having Sex....

Yeah, if she's pregnant, I'm gonna take a paternity test. I really hope she's not, and I don't think that she is. But I still have that lil conscious in the back of my head telling me "what if she is...." and all that.

Yeah, I donno how much longer I'm gonna be panicking until I know for a fact that she is good....Maybe for a whole month?

I donno.

[Palavra]

Re: I Think She Is Pregnant....

Hmm, this forum is a little weird. When I am entering this forum, This is last thing that I hope to learn. More than enough knowledge about ...... of a guy.

Vigilante, shouldnt you share this knowledge with more near friends or family members.