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    Relationship Problems?

    If you have any please post them here so we can laff/criqitue them and give you advice. loseyourname, you seem to have hijacked all the threads here and consolidated power in this one forum, is there a particular reason for this? Would you like to talk about it? You have the floor.

    Dr. Mouse
    Achkerov kute.
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    Im cheating on my ex-grapefruit! what should I do?

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    • #3
      Cheat with your banana?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Cheat with your banana?
        *Actually chuckled*

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          Originally posted by fIReBuRntInHeLL Im cheating on my ex-grapefruit! what should I do?
          Go with the banana on this one indeed.

          Dr. Mouse.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TigranJamharian i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.
              Well Tigran, unfortunately there is no way to turn back time, like Cher suggested in her song, so that's bad for you. Your reputation is now tainted as having hooked up with a girl that is of lower quality than what you're accustomed to. I suggest that when you see her in school, you give her a ham sandwich and a xxxxx and wish her luck. That will vindicate your image back with the public eye and your reputation will be as bold as ever. Don't forget to be singing "Ham u xxxxx ekkan mer bakke, dululu dululu mer bakke".

              Dr. Mouse
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                I've been "seeing" this guy for about 6 months. It's a purely sexual relationship, but I'm scared cuz I think I'm starting to have feelings for the xxxxxxx. I know I'm not like this usually, I hate sappy love xxxx, but this time, it's different. Could it be that I let my feelings get involved? Am I really this stupid? (shutup JAHANAM) Anyway, I dunno what to do, because I know he can't be more than just a penis for me, but I'm beginning to feel this xxxxty fuzzy lovey feeling for him. He's such a jerk though! LOL We tried to be friends, but as soon as I saw him again, it was like WHOA....yea we can't keep our hands off eachother. I feel so naughty.... But, sometimes I feel stupid for being involved with him. Damnit it's been 6 months!!!!!! HELP ME GET OVER HIM PLEASE!

                PS: He has the perfect penis girls..u know the ones u just can't get enough of....ooooooooooooooooooooouch

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TigranJamharian i was at a party friday night and i was drunk apparantly i talked to my friends today and and the unanimous decision by these boys was that i hooked up with a girl from school that was.... lets just say, below my standards. so now i dont know what the hell to do in school today if i see her. please great anon help me.

                  Just be cool...don't act like u care about what happened. She'll get over it, don't worry. That's sad though..how much alcohol did u put in ur system to not know that ur hurting someone? TSK TSK TSK...I want to KTETSNEL ur forehead for doing such a thing...SHAME SHAME

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                  • #10
                    Re: Relationship Problems?

                    Originally posted by Anonymouse If you have any please post them here so we can laff/criqitue them and give you advice. loseyourname, you seem to have hijacked all the threads here and consolidated power in this one forum, is there a particular reason for this? Would you like to talk about it? You have the floor.

                    Dr. Mouse
                    Dear Dr. Mouse,

                    It's hard to have relationship problems when you refuse to be in a relationship with anybody - unless you consider that a problem. I suppose my ex-girlfriend flipping out on me and going off about her quarter-life crisis every fifth time I talk to her can be a slight annoyance, but it's more funny than anything else at this point.

                    I've hijacked the threads in this forum because since school ended and I'm still only working weekends - not to mention everybody but me seems to be on vacation - I have nothing better to do during the day. I can't say why I've chosen this particular forum. It's just the first one I looked at; it seemed to have interesting topics, so I went at it.

                    Sincerely,

                    Wistful in Whittier

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