jahannam yes your right. I'm an old 50 year old and need to stay away from young ones like yourself, I think i'll take some time off from this forum because my prostate cancer has been acting up. Oh, and let's not forget my alzheimer's has been acting up and I forget names easily. Heck loseyourname Mastermind same thing. LOL I'm gonna sign up for some weekly emails from this site http://www.alz.org/
And this back of mine, oh man it hurts. Not sure if I'm gonna need a wheelchair soon. Wish me luck if I do, I'll get a motorized one that goes like 20 mph so I can play with the kids in the neighborhood on their skateboards I bet I can beat them, damn I can't wait. And I can't help it, I'm a old pervert who was only going on this forum cause young women drive me wild and bring out the young man in me. That young man has been gone for like 81 years. Ah shucks I guess I'll just have to turn to these sites for older women http://www.dating.pgnew.com/pg362.htm
Anyway I should of reminded myself your old enough to be my great great great great grandchild, I bet your great great great great grandfather is proud of you like I am. Come here and let me grab your cute young cheeks <pulls and slaps jahannam cheeks> . Oh sweetie you'll be alright. Go do what your mother told you to do and take out the trash. LOL.
Just make sure you young ones don't forget about your grandma this time of year. Here is a gift you can get her
Just be careful when you get old and become a grandma, you may turn into this grandma http://www.crazygrandma.com/
Or this one http://www.zombi.dk/video/025.php
When you get old just make sure you make dolls for all kids in the neighborhood like this grandma sue does http://www.grandmasue.com/dolls.htm
Or be a grandma that shouts grandma power http://www.islandscene.com/sports/2003/030702/grandma/
Don't worry there are some great places right here in Dallas for old ones for you down the road. I promise I'll visit you once in a while jahannam when your lonely. Look at all the great activities for you here at this place in Dallas http://www.robson.com/article.cfm?id=516
Just remember your only as old as you want to be. I'll be there to help you every step of the way cause ya know what jahannam? You've been so nice to me so far. It's ok, the "who the hell is texan" and all that is in the past. I understand, it will be ok, I heard you are different in person than online(god you fooled him huh), but online your a type of women who has gotten used to getting what she wants by acting like a little baby girl brat with an attitude, and its worked for you so far. All your ex boyfriends come begging you after your little bratty tamtrums with the "i'm sorry, i didn't mean that, i won't do it again, what did I do?" Its ok Jahannam most guys are wusses and act like little boy puppy dogs. But I'll help you through it and show you a different side of men called a "real man", and not let you get away with your attitude and baby girl brat attitude. You need a man who is dominant with backbone and won't put up with it. I'll find you one, I think that retirement home in Dallas I earlier linked to looks great, I'll find you a great Korean war vet who is a real man and will keep you in line. It will be ok, it will be ok, little brat.
LOL God I crack myself up. See you can insult and be humourous at the same time. Take note Nimrod, this is how you insult, with humour. Nimrod you need serious fine tuning and need to stop acting so bitter towards everyone and stop trying to act so excessively superiour. Cause it comes off as a serious insecurity problem, ask anyone.
Darn, I just realized thinking about this, jahannam probually won't see the sarcasm in this. Like when Arvestaked said my number is 818 ### #### she didn't get it and said her comp is not showing the number. and then she asked what is it again my comp didn't show it. Of course she will deny it, LOL that was funny and probually had Arvestaked on the floor laughing. Don't worry jahannam we will work on the together, the guilability thing. Here read this for starters http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~robm/manual...llibility.html
And I'm glad you and violette829 agree on something, about time, come on make up and kiss for us all, we would hate it. no scratch that, us men will like it. Hey Maybee you both can go bowling and discuss the issue of texan on this forum together "god he's such a jerk but ya know what (guys notice so many women say that "ya know what?") LOL And just harness your feminine gossip side and have a blast and harness the mystery of "who the hell is texan?". Just make sure both of you order lots of pitchers of beer at the bowling alley before I show up. Oh heaven women, hot (i mean average) and young and drunk I'll make sure you both make it home safe. LOL Cracking myself up again. Stop making me do that will ya. LOL
And this back of mine, oh man it hurts. Not sure if I'm gonna need a wheelchair soon. Wish me luck if I do, I'll get a motorized one that goes like 20 mph so I can play with the kids in the neighborhood on their skateboards I bet I can beat them, damn I can't wait. And I can't help it, I'm a old pervert who was only going on this forum cause young women drive me wild and bring out the young man in me. That young man has been gone for like 81 years. Ah shucks I guess I'll just have to turn to these sites for older women http://www.dating.pgnew.com/pg362.htm
Anyway I should of reminded myself your old enough to be my great great great great grandchild, I bet your great great great great grandfather is proud of you like I am. Come here and let me grab your cute young cheeks <pulls and slaps jahannam cheeks> . Oh sweetie you'll be alright. Go do what your mother told you to do and take out the trash. LOL.
Just make sure you young ones don't forget about your grandma this time of year. Here is a gift you can get her
Just be careful when you get old and become a grandma, you may turn into this grandma http://www.crazygrandma.com/
Or this one http://www.zombi.dk/video/025.php
When you get old just make sure you make dolls for all kids in the neighborhood like this grandma sue does http://www.grandmasue.com/dolls.htm
Or be a grandma that shouts grandma power http://www.islandscene.com/sports/2003/030702/grandma/
Don't worry there are some great places right here in Dallas for old ones for you down the road. I promise I'll visit you once in a while jahannam when your lonely. Look at all the great activities for you here at this place in Dallas http://www.robson.com/article.cfm?id=516
Just remember your only as old as you want to be. I'll be there to help you every step of the way cause ya know what jahannam? You've been so nice to me so far. It's ok, the "who the hell is texan" and all that is in the past. I understand, it will be ok, I heard you are different in person than online(god you fooled him huh), but online your a type of women who has gotten used to getting what she wants by acting like a little baby girl brat with an attitude, and its worked for you so far. All your ex boyfriends come begging you after your little bratty tamtrums with the "i'm sorry, i didn't mean that, i won't do it again, what did I do?" Its ok Jahannam most guys are wusses and act like little boy puppy dogs. But I'll help you through it and show you a different side of men called a "real man", and not let you get away with your attitude and baby girl brat attitude. You need a man who is dominant with backbone and won't put up with it. I'll find you one, I think that retirement home in Dallas I earlier linked to looks great, I'll find you a great Korean war vet who is a real man and will keep you in line. It will be ok, it will be ok, little brat.
LOL God I crack myself up. See you can insult and be humourous at the same time. Take note Nimrod, this is how you insult, with humour. Nimrod you need serious fine tuning and need to stop acting so bitter towards everyone and stop trying to act so excessively superiour. Cause it comes off as a serious insecurity problem, ask anyone.
Darn, I just realized thinking about this, jahannam probually won't see the sarcasm in this. Like when Arvestaked said my number is 818 ### #### she didn't get it and said her comp is not showing the number. and then she asked what is it again my comp didn't show it. Of course she will deny it, LOL that was funny and probually had Arvestaked on the floor laughing. Don't worry jahannam we will work on the together, the guilability thing. Here read this for starters http://bob.bob.bofh.org/~robm/manual...llibility.html
And I'm glad you and violette829 agree on something, about time, come on make up and kiss for us all, we would hate it. no scratch that, us men will like it. Hey Maybee you both can go bowling and discuss the issue of texan on this forum together "god he's such a jerk but ya know what (guys notice so many women say that "ya know what?") LOL And just harness your feminine gossip side and have a blast and harness the mystery of "who the hell is texan?". Just make sure both of you order lots of pitchers of beer at the bowling alley before I show up. Oh heaven women, hot (i mean average) and young and drunk I'll make sure you both make it home safe. LOL Cracking myself up again. Stop making me do that will ya. LOL
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