Your weirdest fantasy

[whitelotus]

something about the 18th century......clouthing,furniture, hard wood floors, 18 feet ceilings, heavy velvet drapings.....and curtains slightly open, big four posterbeds that are a foot off the ground, fluffy goose down pillows and sheets(vermaks)..... its raining outside...lightning.....

a corset's strings are cutt off by a knife...and tossed to the floor and......a chemise is removed.....and......a heavy big gown is dropped....and and.....

you get the picture :P

[sSsflamesSs]

People, we're shooting for weirdest, not lamest.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by violette829 Ohhh. I love this topic!
Alright...this is just 1 of my fantasies..


I want to be "raped", with a gun to my head...Sort of like in the movie "Blow", but like in a rape case.

Alright I know some girls are gonna come at me with that whole, "rape is not a sexual act...bla bla bla" That's why it's called a FANTASY damnit...

I just love the idea of being helpless!

Rape fantasies may be 'weird', but actually not at all uncommon you know.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs People, we're shooting for weirdest, not lamest.

I think they're going for sappy with the whole huggy kissy melty thing... =) Although uhm, the Monster scares the bejesus out of me.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by whitelotus something about the 18th century......clouthing,furniture, hard wood floors, 18 feet ceilings, heavy velvet drapings.....and curtains slightly open, big four posterbeds that are a foot off the ground, fluffy goose down pillows and sheets(vermaks)..... its raining outside...lightning.....

a corset's strings are cutt off by a knife...and tossed to the floor and......a chemise is removed.....and......a heavy big gown is dropped....and and.....

you get the picture :P

Hey Lotus, have you been hitting up too many harlequin novels lately? You forgot the roaring fireplace. That's not weird, it's cool, trying desperately to get out of layers of gowns, sounds good to me... Which is why I want my wedding dress to have a lot of hooks and fastenings... make it excruciatingly difficult to get out of after the wedding... adds a bit to the fun, doesn't it?

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse My fantasy is just a very nice sensuous yet ball sapping sex with a very wild and adventurous female and in which the sex is constantly morphing from from foreplay to foreplay, from position to position, from role to role, from aggressor to submissive, from location to location, while there's some nice sexy music on the stereo and it is in the morning but all the blinds are closed yet you can see the light penetrating through the cracks.

Come on, man. That's not a fantasy. I've done that hundreds of times. Now add in Julie Andrews and you have yourself a fantasy.

[spiral]

What is up with you and Mary Poppins?

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by spiral What is up with you and Mary Poppins?

Mr. Losername thinks she's simply Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious!

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname Come on, man. That's not a fantasy. I've done that hundreds of times. Now add in Julie Andrews and you have yourself a fantasy.

It's called sarcasm.

As far as Julie Andrews, you should be shot for that.

[loseyourname]

Forever young.