Where would man be today if it wasn't for women?

[sleuth]

'' In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy."That's what C KENNEDY thinks...

what do you think guys....where would you be?

[anileve]

I've always thought of you as being of female gender. Now I am puzzled.

[sleuth]

Originally posted by anileve I've always thought of you as being of female gender. Now I am puzzled.

why you are puzzled? I am female hehehehe *sigh*

[dusken]

I hate meaningless feminist threads. This should not be in "Love and Romance". Put it in the "Sports" forum or something.

[violette829]

Wait, so are you female?


I think that men would gather in groups of 20-30, sit in the grass, and have huge masterbation parties. That is, of course, when they find out about hormones and the idea of orgasm. Also, they would just burp and fart all day long, while cussing at eachother. Then, if one guy stared at another guy for more than 3 seconds, he would be cast out of the group for being gay. LMAO Then, some guy would notice a tree trunk, in the shape of an hour-glass, and totally fall in love with it. Then, word would get around that there is an amazing tree trunk in the forest. All the men would gather around the tree, singing songs about tree, and rolling aroung in the grass, chanting "Oh Tree Trunk, We Love You"...But, none of them would know why they are so fascinated by this tree. They would build a shrine around the tree and when all the men were sleeping, there would always be that one "outlaw" who would sneak up from the sea of men lying on the grass, and hug the tree all night. Then, the rest of the men would get up, see the outlaw stuck to the tree, and cut off his toes, one by one. Then they would feed his own toes to him. Then they would drag him by his penis, because that's how they would transport eachother, to the lake where they would set fire to him, and let him drown in the lake.

Yes yes, this is what I think would happen.

[Hogg]

I'd be in the same place I've been the last 3 years, my room.

[sSsflamesSs]

If a man talks and nobody hears him, is he still wrong?







AHAHAHAHAHA

[sleuth]

without women you are mighty scares guys ha-ha...

A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man , a real man these days?

[sleuth]

Originally posted by Hogg I'd be in the same place I've been the last 3 years, my room.

hogg 20 years later

[Anonymouse]

Well, if it weren't for women, I'd probably still be in the porn shop.