What are some of the romantic things anyone has done for you?

[sad_eyes]

hmmm, he never did anything I dont remember anyway, but he told me that I am his stars and his sun. No one has ever told me that before, my heart melt.

[manicdvln]

I remember the most romantic thing a girl has done for me is to shut the hell up for 5 full minutes. Oh and give me hardcore oral pleasure.

[Anonymouse]

I remember the most romantic thing a girl has done for me is to shut the hell up for 5 full minutes. Oh and give me hardcore oral pleasure.

If you ended with "...Oh and baked me some poisonous cookies", it would have been funnier.

[sSsflamesSs]

Say hi to your blow-up doll Wilma for me.

They make them really good these days I hear. Enough to satisfy young lads such as yourself.

Edit: Needless to say, this post was directed at the noob.

[manicdvln]

How did you know she's named Wilma? You stole it, bastard! That's mine!