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To all the "gentle" men. So you wanna meet chicks huh? Well, let the mild mannered anonymouse tampon salesman be your guide.
Buy the largest condom you can find and put it in your right pocket. Take about 50 one dollar bills and wrap them in a hundred dollar bill; also put that in your right pocket. Buy two cell phones, put one in each pocket.
Go find yourself some hot chicks and discretely position yourself in front of them. With your left hand you're going to hit the speed dial button to call up the phone in the right pocket. Reach into your pocket and pull out the phone, but be sure to "accidently" drop the remaining contents of that pocket. Act surprised, and put your huge condom and wad of money back in your pocket making sure the hot chicks saw you. Now start your pretend conversation about anything and everything that would impress a girl. Make sure to include a reason why you live in a run down apartment and drive a xxxxty car. For example, say "Yeah Bob, well you can go ahead and use my private jet for the weekend, and I'll meet you next week. Ok. Ok. Yeah Bob. Well you're a lucky man to have a wife and kids to come home to, I know I've been lonely lately. What's that Bob? Well yeah, of course the rental car here is junk, and you'd think that they'd put me, the head of our corporation, into a better apartment than this, huh? Ok Bob, I'll see you soon."
Do that and I guarantee success within a lifetime.
Buy the largest condom you can find and put it in your right pocket. Take about 50 one dollar bills and wrap them in a hundred dollar bill; also put that in your right pocket. Buy two cell phones, put one in each pocket.
Go find yourself some hot chicks and discretely position yourself in front of them. With your left hand you're going to hit the speed dial button to call up the phone in the right pocket. Reach into your pocket and pull out the phone, but be sure to "accidently" drop the remaining contents of that pocket. Act surprised, and put your huge condom and wad of money back in your pocket making sure the hot chicks saw you. Now start your pretend conversation about anything and everything that would impress a girl. Make sure to include a reason why you live in a run down apartment and drive a xxxxty car. For example, say "Yeah Bob, well you can go ahead and use my private jet for the weekend, and I'll meet you next week. Ok. Ok. Yeah Bob. Well you're a lucky man to have a wife and kids to come home to, I know I've been lonely lately. What's that Bob? Well yeah, of course the rental car here is junk, and you'd think that they'd put me, the head of our corporation, into a better apartment than this, huh? Ok Bob, I'll see you soon."
Do that and I guarantee success within a lifetime.
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