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  • #11
    "YES, YES. Again, Again. Oh Dear God, Please Once More!"

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    • #12
      Re: Meeting Girls.

      Originally posted by Anonymouse To all the "gentle" men. So you wanna meet chicks huh? Well, let the mild mannered anonymouse tampon salesman be your guide.

      Buy the largest condom you can find and put it in your right pocket. Take about 50 one dollar bills and wrap them in a hundred dollar bill; also put that in your right pocket. Buy two cell phones, put one in each pocket.

      Go find yourself some hot chicks and discretely position yourself in front of them. With your left hand you're going to hit the speed dial button to call up the phone in the right pocket. Reach into your pocket and pull out the phone, but be sure to "accidently" drop the remaining contents of that pocket. Act surprised, and put your huge condom and wad of money back in your pocket making sure the hot chicks saw you. Now start your pretend conversation about anything and everything that would impress a girl. Make sure to include a reason why you live in a run down apartment and drive a xxxxty car. For example, say "Yeah Bob, well you can go ahead and use my private jet for the weekend, and I'll meet you next week. Ok. Ok. Yeah Bob. Well you're a lucky man to have a wife and kids to come home to, I know I've been lonely lately. What's that Bob? Well yeah, of course the rental car here is junk, and you'd think that they'd put me, the head of our corporation, into a better apartment than this, huh? Ok Bob, I'll see you soon."

      Do that and I guarantee success within a lifetime.
      No need, they have 4 legs, very hairy, foul stench, lower and upper canines and 4 premolars and are invertebrates. They have poisonous tongues and are as unthankful as a cat. That is all you will need to know for your journey my friend.
      Can you scratch tv addicts butt too? I think he forgets when he has to stop pause and periodically scratch his butt.

      haahaaahaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omggggggg hahahahahaha i really hahahahaha ..OHHH my LORDDDDD Jessus....i was about to leave from forum hahahahaha thanks ANONism u made my day looooooooooooool
      I'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.

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      • #13
        I kinda like this thread myself. In fact I made meself laff harder than the time I actually wrote this.

        P.S. Few things have changed on earth, so the method to meeting girls still stands.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #14
          Yes. Now to swing the odds more in your favor take all of anon's advice and use it at a strip club. Why?

          1. Greater ratio of hot chicks
          2. Greater ratio of dumb chicks impressed by money.
          3. If all fails you can use the single bills under the hundred dollar bill to have a good time anyway. And remember make it last, give them out slowwww.
          4. If you're really desperate you can take your giant condom and your hundred and bargain for a blow-xxx.

          P.S. - having spent all your money on meanigless nights remember this: STD clinics are free.
          Last edited by patlajan; 02-23-2004, 09:17 AM.

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          • #15
            Goodness, guys are lovely, aren't they? Hey girls, doesn't this make you want to go out and get one, right now?




            At least they're good for a laugh.
            Last edited by ckBejug; 02-23-2004, 09:27 AM.
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #16
              Originally posted by patlajan Yes. Now to swing the odds more in your favor take all of anon's advice and use it at a strip club. Why?

              1. Greater ratio of hot chicks
              2. Greater ratio of dumb chicks impressed by money.
              3. If all fails you can use the single bills under the hundred dollar bill to have a good time anyway. And remember make it last, give them out slowwww.
              4. If you're really desperate you can take your giant condom and your hundred and bargain for a blow-xxx.

              P.S. - having spent all your money on meanigless nights remember this: STD clinics are free.
              guys will never grow up !

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              • #17
                Ohhh damn this is some funny xxxx!!!

                I would recommend the straight forward honesty approach. Works for me,

                Just walk up to a girl, say hey, I don't wanna know you're name and I don't care to tell you mine, why don't we f&^$ and keep it on a down low?

                you'd be surprised on how it works, why?

                because there aren't many guys that have the balls to do that, and girls love a guy with balls specially honest balls.

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                • #18
                  Motion With Ur Finger For A Girl To Come Over. When She Gets There Say, "I Knew If I Fingered U Long Enough U Would Cum".
                  "An angel runs
                  Thru the sudden light
                  Thru the room
                  A ghost preceeds us
                  A shadow follows us
                  And each time we stop
                  We fall"

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                  • #19
                    LOL jenny thats one i havn'e heard of in a long time.

                    some girls you have to call with you fist, hell sometimes with even a foot. LOLLL

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                    • #20
                      Re: Meeting Girls.

                      Originally posted by Anonymouse To all the "gentle" men. So you wanna meet chicks huh? Well, let the mild mannered anonymouse tampon salesman be your guide.

                      Buy the largest condom you can find and put it in your right pocket. Take about 50 one dollar bills and wrap them in a hundred dollar bill; also put that in your right pocket. Buy two cell phones, put one in each pocket.

                      Go find yourself some hot chicks and discretely position yourself in front of them. With your left hand you're going to hit the speed dial button to call up the phone in the right pocket. Reach into your pocket and pull out the phone, but be sure to "accidently" drop the remaining contents of that pocket. Act surprised, and put your huge condom and wad of money back in your pocket making sure the hot chicks saw you. Now start your pretend conversation about anything and everything that would impress a girl. Make sure to include a reason why you live in a run down apartment and drive a xxxxty car. For example, say "Yeah Bob, well you can go ahead and use my private jet for the weekend, and I'll meet you next week. Ok. Ok. Yeah Bob. Well you're a lucky man to have a wife and kids to come home to, I know I've been lonely lately. What's that Bob? Well yeah, of course the rental car here is junk, and you'd think that they'd put me, the head of our corporation, into a better apartment than this, huh? Ok Bob, I'll see you soon."

                      Do that and I guarantee success within a lifetime.
                      You have done this exact post in the past. Wow. And you didnt even site yourself. I am filing charges for plagarism.

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