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  • How to get out of a date from hell.

    Via Cell, Help's on the Way for Bad Dates


    The peak time for dates from hell in New York City is Friday at 8 p.m. —judging by the cell phone calls delivering emergency excuses to bolt.

    Truth is, they're fake "rescue" calls — now being offered by two cell phone providers, Cingular Wireless and Virgin Mobile USA. In an era of Internet-set dates, it's just customer service — a hip way to wiggle out of an uncomfortable encounter.

    Escape-a-date
    hahahahaha!

    So, have you guys ever done anything to get out of a date from hell?
    Last edited by ckBejug; 08-12-2004, 01:34 PM.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    Just say your not attracted...simple as that...


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    before the date say that u have to only be out for an hour or two...and if things are going great , simply say......ehh i was just joking about that 1 or 2 hour deal....now having said...lets get drunk and throw water balloons at old people....BWA HAHAHAHAH

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    • #3
      Originally posted by falloutboy
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      before the date say that u have to only be out for an hour or two...and if things are going great , simply say......ehh i was just joking about that 1 or 2 hour deal....now having said...lets get drunk and throw water balloons at old people....BWA HAHAHAHAH
      Minus well be the devil during the date from hell, which is why I would choose this one.
      I see...

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      • #4
        i love dates from hell- theyre soooo fun!!!!!

        its liek a little indiana jonse adventure where you hae to decide what to do to get out of a bad situation when ure stuck between a rock and a hard place... .

        duuh people, how bout be straight forward and tell the person that you dont think its working out and that you dont want to hurt their feelings and that you would really enjoy the rest of the evening going mhome, and tat yuo dont want things ot get worse by spending the whole night having a bad time- if it aint gonna work out let the person know- its worse to leave em hanging.

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        • #5
          I have a better solution. Simply tell your date that your pancreas is going to explode in T-minus 30 mins unless you get back home, to then get a tranquilizer shot of gravy shot into your system. That will surely make them rethink everything.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            yup the mouse mister has the solution...
            what's with you and panceas-es-- or is it pancreai? i hate these words- matrix, matrices? so would more than one rabbi be a rabese? jk

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            • #7
              It was a blind date.... after about 20 minutes into the date I just told her that I don't think it's gonna work. She wanted to know more about why I said what I said. So I just told her straight out that she's not my type and that I can't get any feelings for a girl I'm not attracted to so we should quit waisting both of our times.

              She gently agreed, so I just took her home and that was that. Never saw her again.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Anonymouse
                I have a better solution. Simply tell your date that your pancreas is going to explode in T-minus 30 mins unless you get back home, to then get a tranquilizer shot of gravy shot into your system. That will surely make them rethink everything.
                Did i ever tell you that you are an adorable pancreas??
                I'm a monstrous mass of vile, foul & corrupted matter.

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                • #9
                  If I want to get out of a bad date I simply fake an illness..."Oh, I have the biggest headache, would you mind taking me home?" ...seems to work like a charm

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                  • #10
                    I'd say hey you know what
                    it aint going right cuz im only in this for the sex?
                    if she dont like it bye bye date
                    if she does
                    hello one night stand

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