What Is Sexy?

[loseyourname]

I don't see why it's so hard to believe. I find foreign languages, especially dead languages, to be a big turn on, for whatever reason. She knew this, so she indulged me. What's the big deal? I don't see why everyone is making such a fuss. Don't you guys ever have sex?

[Anonymouse]

What language did she speak?

[loseyourname]

Ancient Greek, dumbass. I already said that. Actually, I only said that she wrote on the window, but still, she spoke, too. I'm not going any further into this.

[sSsflamesSs]

The song "Closer" by NIN is definitely sexy AND hot.

[Hogg]

I don't see why it's so hard to believe. I find foreign languages, especially dead languages, to be a big turn on, for whatever reason. She knew this, so she indulged me. What's the big deal? I don't see why everyone is making such a fuss. Don't you guys ever have sex?

Have sex?! *flies off chair laughing*

[Aphrodit3]

I think kissable lips are hot and sexy. I think I have a mouth fetish.

[sSsflamesSs]

I think I have an eye fetish. Surprise, surprise!

Better yet, a green eye fetish. Green Armenian eye fetish. Yes! Yes! That's it!

[spiral]

I have an eyebrow fetish. I can spot nice ones a mile away.

[sleuth]

I have a mind fetish

[Anonymouse]

Ancient Greek, dumbass. I already said that. Actually, I only said that she wrote on the window, but still, she spoke, too. I'm not going any further into this.

I say you're lying for attention purposes.