My Weekend With the Mouse

[clubbin714]

My internet sources tell me that thedebutante is a man. thedebutante apologize to anonymouse for your false accusations immediately.

[Emil]

Wow Clubbin, your career as a gossip columnist is off to a good start!

[clubbin714]

Thank you Emil. My postal connections also tell me you are not really a part of the KGB. No one is safe from my investigative work.

[Anonymouse]

Here I am flirting with weights so the debutante can like me. ( and Seapahn too )

[hyebruin]

is it just me or you guys get the feeling that clubbin has the hotts for the mouse! come now! no need to be envious! you want to share that special kiss with a special rodent!

and as far as the little weight lifting mouse! i have this urge to put that little mouse in my right pocket and do naughty things to it! like squeeze it and stuff like that

[sleuth]

My internet sources tell me that thedebutante is a man. .

Does this mean thedebutante is a shemale and mousy is ....

I am like-like-like omg,omg...


I think I am really good at mathMAGICS!!!

[SagGal]

haha.

Anon's been around the block hu? thedebutante AND Seapahn.
Damn!

[Anonymouse]

This weekend was the best EVAR! It involved me, thedebutante, and me popping proverbials, also known as a woody.

Basically what we did alot. It was quite an enthralling experience because it was very hot. Basically, as we slept, I had the pleasure of receiving thedebutante's world class massages throughout my body, and it was very soothing. It is akin to when you really have to take a piss, but you haven't peed all that day, and it feels quite liberating and soothing as you release ( not to mention the piss shivers and goosebumps ). As I felt the tips of her fingertips touching my skin, it felt like the first rain drop of the season on the shallow creek. And then I felt thedebutantes knuckles ( because knuckles are good on a sore neck and back ). After that she proceeded to give me a nice massage involving me on my stomach and her on me with her feet. Did I mention that I enjoyed it?

We also decided to make it poetic and go under the willow tree. It was quite poetic, under the tall, mighty, wheeping and soothing willow, not to mention a mighty factory for bug production. As we lay there in the afternoon, the sun glimmering and penetrating through the opennings in between the willow tree, massaging, popping proverbials, and flicking off tree bugs ( and rubbing off my dandruff, because I have dandruff because I don't use Head and Shoulders like the commercial says I should ), we then left and began to walk. But NOT before eating a delicious scrumptious apple, because apples are good for you, because an Apple a day keeps the doctor away and sometimes gets you an A ( and also doesn't make you constipated ).

After eating the apples we walked and then I began to slip my fingers into the back of her jeans into her butt crack. Needless to say, she quite enjoyed it, despite pretending not to enjoy it externally. I got in pretty deep too!

[thedebutante]

uhumm.. this was purely genious

Not quite peeps. Haha, if only you knew...

[thedebutante]

My internet sources tell me that thedebutante is a man. thedebutante apologize to anonymouse for your false accusations immediately.

Because you think I'm a man or because you think the accusations are false?