My Weekend With the Mouse

[thedebutante]

I guess I should have listened to the Mouse and kept it to myself. Dammit, he said no one would believe me. I may not have seen the sixties, but the search for truth is mine as well.

[Anonymouse]

The only difference between you and this guy is that he is already in a straight jacket.

[thedebutante]

The only difference between you and this guy is that he is already in a straight jacket.

What? I love your humor. It's ok, that's not what you said when you were "dancing" with me. Mwah.

[Emil]

Wow, I think you need to see my therapist.

[thedebutante]

Wow, I think you need to see my therapist.

Is it Dr. Gillam?

[Anonymouse]

What? I love your humor. It's ok, that's not what you said when you were "dancing" with me. Mwah.

Yes, if you call holding a four legged giant sausage that had obvious marks of dog bites as dancing, then yes I guess was dancing and must have said somthing along the lines of, "Please don't mention this to anyone, I wouldn't want anyone to know I was dancing with a four legged giant sausage that has obvious marks of dog bites and spends her time in front of the computer thinking of stories while turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that cognitive dysfunction."

[Emil]

Is it Dr. Gillam?

Nope. Dr. Kevorkian.

[Anonymouse]

Is it Dr. Gillam?

[thedebutante]

Yes, if you call holding a four legged giant sausage that had obvious marks of dog bites as dancing, then yes I guess was dancing and must have said somthing along the lines of, "Please don't mention this to anyone, I wouldn't want anyone to know I was dancing with a four legged giant sausage that has obvious marks of dog bites and spends her time in front of the computer thinking of stories while turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that cognitive dysfunction."

Hey, when you asked me not to mention to anyone that you were holding your four legged giant sausage as you danced with me, I promised I wouldn't and I didn't. Now if you want to tell these people that you were holding your little wingman down there as you danced with me, that's fine. But as far as I was concerned, your penis was your problem.

[spiral]

mexaa....