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  • #21
    Originally posted by thedebutante
    Hey, when you asked me not to mention to anyone that you were holding your four legged giant sausage as you danced with me, I promised I wouldn't and I didn't. Now if you want to tell these people that you were holding your little wingman down there as you danced with me, that's fine. But as far as I was concerned, your penis was your problem.


    Dr. Condon thinks you need a lobotomy. Generally, he believes, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say unless you insist on saying it. However, he wants you to refer to him as "Dr. Condom", since I'm sure you're used to condoms by now, being an attention who re and all that.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #22
      lol.
      Oh my...gosh! Do you people have nothing better to do?! Geez lewiz!



      VAY!



      I see...

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Anonymouse


        Dr. Condon thinks you need a lobotomy. Generally, he belies, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say unless you insist on saying it. However, he wants you to refer to him as "Dr. Condom", since I'm sure you're used to condoms by now, being an attention who re and all that.
        You know, maybe this whole thing is my fault. Dude, do you have so many girls hanging off your sack that you can't admit to having spent time with me?

        Look, I knew you didn't want everyone to know just yet. But now everyone knows that you've met me. I guess I've brought the Mouse down. Dammit, and I'm glad!

        But seriously Mousey, does this mean you hate me? Because I really like you. Or maybe it's more than just liking you. I don't know.

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        • #24
          FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!

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          • #25
            For the mouse, to fight off the nutty girls with:



            For mrs. thedebutante who is apparently confused, pissed off, and sad:




            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #26
              Originally posted by ckBejug
              For the mouse, to fight off the nutty girls with:




              This must be for me, cause im out of toilet paper.. how thaughtful of you.. thank you maddam
              How do you hurt a masochist?
              -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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              • #27
                No prob, Bob.


                err.. I mean Gevo.
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #28
                  omg! are you all in high school or something?

                  i believe the word is "attention w hore" --that's a favorite with everyone in here, especially the mouse

                  you sound like someone who's never touched, kissed, or made out with a guy before! sometimes even i can be brutally honest when the opportunity arises

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                  • #29
                    the the mouse xxxx you with his tail?

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                    • #30
                      Guys, I'm not pissed off or upset. If anything, the Mouse is pissed off. Haha, maybe I really shouldn't have posted this. I could say Oops?, but that'll make me sound kinda ditsy, and you guys probably think I am anyway. Well, no regrets here. Sorry, I wanted to post it.

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