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hahahahaaaaa...awwww how i miss emil's big tool! the lock i mean uhm uhm... (though i was with him last month and we had a &*%$ time with the headboard coming loose and all!) OMG!!! did i say too much??? i'm soooo sorry emil! you were right! i should i have kept my mouth shut! but i know you don't like it that way? i did it again!!! i'm soooo sorry my dear i'll be quiet now *if i can!*
yeah! like omg! last thursday a certain member (i won't tell them your name emil! ) was over at my place and omg! omg! omg! we had like *flips long brown hair* the wildest time! like omg! we got to ki$$ and cuddle and other naughty things but i am a virgin, you know right? i am i am i am!!!! why won't anyone believe me??? i can swing my hips like a vegas show girl but i'm still a virgin! omg! omg! omg! and then after 2nd period i wrote his name on my locker! wow!!! now he knows we're going steady like for the prom i wanna buy this really big and poofy pink dress so i'll look like strawberry shortcake and have him take me to the prom! omg! omg! omg! then we'll get down to some bumpin and grindin...but i'll still come out a virgin! omg! omg! omg! .....did i tell you how incredibly cute he is and how my keyboard doesn't work anymore cuz i drooooooooled all over this thread???
thedebutante I think I am beginning to believe your story. I just need a few more bits of information to make my decision. Please tell us in more detail what went on that night. Inquiring minds want to know.
Especially those minds with a great capacity to point out stalkers! and to freakin state the obvious.
I will not provide details at the moment because quite frankly I could care less whether you actually believe my story.
yeah! like omg! last thursday a certain member (i won't tell them your name emil! ) was over at my place and omg! omg! omg! we had like *flips long brown hair* the wildest time! like omg! we got to ki$$ and cuddle and other naughty things but i am a virgin, you know right? i am i am i am!!!! why won't anyone believe me??? i can swing my hips like a vegas show girl but i'm still a virgin! omg! omg! omg! and then after 2nd period i wrote his name on my locker! wow!!! now he knows we're going steady like for the prom i wanna buy this really big and poofy pink dress so i'll look like strawberry shortcake and have him take me to the prom! omg! omg! omg! then we'll get down to some bumpin and grindin...but i'll still come out a virgin! omg! omg! omg! .....did i tell you how incredibly cute he is and how my keyboard doesn't work anymore cuz i drooooooooled all over this thread???
nobody does hun! the fun is just too irresistable! dumb threads are born every day, but a really stupid one only comes along once in a blue moon! you gotta reply and make your mark in history! and then make more history and go out and vote! *insert patriotic smilie here* it's the american thing to do: make fun of stupid threads and elect a dummy for a president!
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