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Originally posted by Anonymouse
This weekend was the best EVAR! It involved me, thedebutante, and me popping proverbials, also known as a woody.
Basically what we did alot. It was quite an enthralling experience because it was very hot. Basically, as we slept, I had the pleasure of receiving thedebutante's world class massages throughout my body, and it was very soothing. It is akin to when you really have to take a piss, but you haven't peed all that day, and it feels quite liberating and soothing as you release ( not to mention the piss shivers and goosebumps ). As I felt the tips of her fingertips touching my skin, it felt like the first rain drop of the season on the shallow creek. And then I felt thedebutantes knuckles ( because knuckles are good on a sore neck and back ). After that she proceeded to give me a nice massage involving me on my stomach and her on me with her feet. Did I mention that I enjoyed it?
We also decided to make it poetic and go under the willow tree. It was quite poetic, under the tall, mighty, wheeping and soothing willow, not to mention a mighty factory for bug production. As we lay there in the afternoon, the sun glimmering and penetrating through the opennings in between the willow tree, massaging, popping proverbials, and flicking off tree bugs ( and rubbing off my dandruff, because I have dandruff because I don't use Head and Shoulders like the commercial says I should ), we then left and began to walk. But NOT before eating a delicious scrumptuous apple, because apples are good for you, because an Apple a day keeps the doctor away and sometimes gets you an A ( and also doesn't make you constipated ).
After eating the apples we walked and then I began to slip my fingers into the back of her jeans into her butt crack. Needless to say, she quite enjoyed it, despite pretending not to enjoy it externally. I got in pretty deep too!
Basically what we did alot. It was quite an enthralling experience because it was very hot. Basically, as we slept, I had the pleasure of receiving thedebutante's world class massages throughout my body, and it was very soothing. It is akin to when you really have to take a piss, but you haven't peed all that day, and it feels quite liberating and soothing as you release ( not to mention the piss shivers and goosebumps ). As I felt the tips of her fingertips touching my skin, it felt like the first rain drop of the season on the shallow creek. And then I felt thedebutantes knuckles ( because knuckles are good on a sore neck and back ). After that she proceeded to give me a nice massage involving me on my stomach and her on me with her feet. Did I mention that I enjoyed it?
We also decided to make it poetic and go under the willow tree. It was quite poetic, under the tall, mighty, wheeping and soothing willow, not to mention a mighty factory for bug production. As we lay there in the afternoon, the sun glimmering and penetrating through the opennings in between the willow tree, massaging, popping proverbials, and flicking off tree bugs ( and rubbing off my dandruff, because I have dandruff because I don't use Head and Shoulders like the commercial says I should ), we then left and began to walk. But NOT before eating a delicious scrumptuous apple, because apples are good for you, because an Apple a day keeps the doctor away and sometimes gets you an A ( and also doesn't make you constipated ).
After eating the apples we walked and then I began to slip my fingers into the back of her jeans into her butt crack. Needless to say, she quite enjoyed it, despite pretending not to enjoy it externally. I got in pretty deep too!
Btw dude, your fingernail is stuck in my ass.
I always knew you were a true romantic.
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