I'm sexually frustrated

[parthiapride]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Whats the best way to approach women at a bar?

This is open to both genders.

[Anahita]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Whats the best way to approach women at a bar?

This is open to both genders.

The 'milky way' or the bar?

You could try these lines:
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"So....How am I doin'?"

"You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

or...
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

http://www.sacredloving.net/images/buddha_2.jpg

[Anonymouse]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Speaking from experience as always...


Thanks you for keeping the hate alive...ma brother.

*sheds a tear*

What hate? By the way, you can also use maple syrup for lubrication to make things uber fun.

[parthiapride]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

The 'milky way' or the bar?

You could try these lines:
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"So....How am I doin'?"

"You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

or...
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

http://www.sacredloving.net/images/buddha_2.jpg

Wow.

All those really suck.



I'm screwed...

[Anonymouse]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Whats the best way to approach women at a bar?

This is open to both genders.

You go up to them and ask if they prefer "the purple stuff" or "Sunny Delight!"

[parthiapride]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

What hate? By the way, you can also use maple syrup for lubrication to make things uber fun.

Wow.

I underestimated you. You DO have lotsa experience...

[Anahita]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Or you could try meeting someone in a different place, too.

[parthiapride]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Or you could try meeting someone in a different place, too.

Elaborate?

[Anahita]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

http://im.rediff.com/movies/2003/nov/24gram3.jpg

Like the beach?

http://www.marksverylarge.com/images/7302cover_s.jpg

http://www.themoviechicks.com/mcmp2002/mcmppianoteacher1.jpg

or yoga class

http://www.yogamatters.com/acatalog/illustrated_kama_sutra.jpg

Kama sutra on the pants...

http://www.couturecandy.com/store/assets/truereligion/bobby-kama-sutra-pkt-ba.jpg

[parthiapride]

Re: I'm sexually frustrated

Thats all bullxxxx.

Trust me.

Took ballroom dancing for a semester. Didn't meet one person. *edit*
How much more direct can you get?