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  • #11
    Re: I'm sexually frustrated

    Whats the best way to approach women at a bar?

    This is open to both genders.

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    • #12
      Re: I'm sexually frustrated

      Originally posted by parthiapride
      Whats the best way to approach women at a bar?

      This is open to both genders.
      The 'milky way' or the bar?

      You could try these lines:
      "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

      "So....How am I doin'?"

      "You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

      or...
      "I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

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      • #13
        Re: I'm sexually frustrated

        Originally posted by parthiapride
        Speaking from experience as always...


        Thanks you for keeping the hate alive...ma brother.

        *sheds a tear*
        What hate? By the way, you can also use maple syrup for lubrication to make things uber fun.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #14
          Re: I'm sexually frustrated

          Originally posted by Anahita
          The 'milky way' or the bar?

          You could try these lines:
          "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

          "So....How am I doin'?"

          "You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

          or...
          "I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

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          Wow.

          All those really suck.



          I'm screwed...

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          • #15
            Re: I'm sexually frustrated

            Originally posted by parthiapride
            Whats the best way to approach women at a bar?

            This is open to both genders.
            You go up to them and ask if they prefer "the purple stuff" or "Sunny Delight!"
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #16
              Re: I'm sexually frustrated

              Originally posted by Anonymouse
              What hate? By the way, you can also use maple syrup for lubrication to make things uber fun.
              Wow.

              I underestimated you. You DO have lotsa experience...

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              • #17
                Re: I'm sexually frustrated

                Or you could try meeting someone in a different place, too.

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                • #18
                  Re: I'm sexually frustrated

                  Originally posted by Anahita
                  Or you could try meeting someone in a different place, too.

                  Elaborate?

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                  • #19
                    Re: I'm sexually frustrated

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                    Last edited by Anahita; 04-29-2006, 06:34 PM.

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                    • #20
                      Re: I'm sexually frustrated

                      Thats all bullxxxx.

                      Trust me.

                      Took ballroom dancing for a semester. Didn't meet one person. *edit*
                      How much more direct can you get?

                      Last edited by parthiapride; 04-29-2006, 06:41 PM.

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