Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

[Anonymouse]

Come on gimme some good ideas!

[omniscient]

Come on gimme some good ideas!

I'll tell you in the Monopoly room when I'm acquiring my deeds.

[karoaper]

Come on gimme some good ideas!

Rinse dirty plates so that they're easier to wash month from now.

[Anonymouse]

How would that aid me in stealing a toothbrush? I desperately need a toothbrush.

[clubbin714]

All you need are

1. Baggy pants
2. Two Quarters

Walk into your local supermarket and walk to the toothbrush section. Pick out your favorite Oral-B toothbrush and stick it your front pocket. Walk to the nearest register and pick up a candy bar or pack of gum. Anything will do. Buy the merchandise and walk out the store. Do not walk out the store without buying something. Works everytime.

[Siamanto]

All you need are

1. Baggy pants
2. Two Quarters

Walk into your local supermarket and walk to the toothbrush section. Pick out your favorite Oral-B toothbrush and stick it your front pocket. Walk to the nearest register and pick up a candy bar or pack of gum. Anything will do. Buy the merchandise and walk out the store. Do not walk out the store without buying something. Works everytime.

How about a hat and a coat with deep pockets?

[Anonymouse]

I'm working on the hat. Patience.

[Siamanto]

Unite and rebel!

Shoplifters Of The World Unite (Click To Listen)

Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind

Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over


Learn to love me
And assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel Four


Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over


A heartless hand on my shoulder
A push - and it's over
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began ...
I was bored before I even began


Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Take over

[MagieSimpson]

If you're a girl, it's easy. But I don' think you are.

I don't know how guys would get away with stuffing pockets unless they pinpointed the cameras well.

[Anonymouse]

If you're a girl, it's easy. But I don' think you are.

I don't know how guys would get away with stuffing pockets unless they pinpointed the cameras well.

That's why I'm asking for some shoplifting tips and tricks as I listen to the Smiths because Siamanto posted it.

Do you have any shoplifting tips and tricks?