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Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

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  • #1

    Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

    Come on gimme some good ideas!
    Achkerov kute.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Anonymouse
    Come on gimme some good ideas!
    I'll tell you in the Monopoly room when I'm acquiring my deeds.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Anonymouse
      Come on gimme some good ideas!
      Rinse dirty plates so that they're easier to wash month from now.

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      • #4
        How would that aid me in stealing a toothbrush? I desperately need a toothbrush.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          All you need are

          1. Baggy pants
          2. Two Quarters

          Walk into your local supermarket and walk to the toothbrush section. Pick out your favorite Oral-B toothbrush and stick it your front pocket. Walk to the nearest register and pick up a candy bar or pack of gum. Anything will do. Buy the merchandise and walk out the store. Do not walk out the store without buying something. Works everytime.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by clubbin714
            All you need are

            1. Baggy pants
            2. Two Quarters

            Walk into your local supermarket and walk to the toothbrush section. Pick out your favorite Oral-B toothbrush and stick it your front pocket. Walk to the nearest register and pick up a candy bar or pack of gum. Anything will do. Buy the merchandise and walk out the store. Do not walk out the store without buying something. Works everytime.
            How about a hat and a coat with deep pockets?
            What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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            • #7
              I'm working on the hat. Patience.

              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                Unite and rebel!

                Shoplifters Of The World Unite (Click To Listen)

                Learn to love me
                Assemble the ways
                Now, today, tomorrow and always
                My only weakness is a list of crime
                My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind

                Oh, shoplifters of the world
                Unite and take over
                Shoplifters of the world
                Hand it over
                Hand it over
                Hand it over


                Learn to love me
                And assemble the ways
                Now, today, tomorrow, and always
                My only weakness is a listed crime
                But last night the plans of a future war
                Was all I saw on Channel Four


                Shoplifters of the world
                Unite and take over
                Shoplifters of the world
                Hand it over
                Hand it over
                Hand it over


                A heartless hand on my shoulder
                A push - and it's over
                Alabaster crashes down
                (Six months is a long time)
                Tried living in the real world
                Instead of a shell
                But before I began ...
                I was bored before I even began


                Shoplifters of the world
                Unite and take over
                Shoplifters of the world
                Unite and take over
                Shoplifters of the world
                Unite and take over
                Shoplifters of the world
                Take over
                What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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                • #9
                  If you're a girl, it's easy. But I don' think you are.

                  I don't know how guys would get away with stuffing pockets unless they pinpointed the cameras well.
                  I dare ask, "If the enemy is numerous, disciplined, and about to advance, how should we respond to them? I would say, first seize something they love for then they will listen to you...attack what they love first."
                  -Sun Tzu

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MagieSimpson
                    If you're a girl, it's easy. But I don' think you are.

                    I don't know how guys would get away with stuffing pockets unless they pinpointed the cameras well.
                    That's why I'm asking for some shoplifting tips and tricks as I listen to the Smiths because Siamanto posted it.

                    Do you have any shoplifting tips and tricks?
                    Achkerov kute.

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