Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

[MagieSimpson]

That's why I'm asking for some shoplifting tips and tricks as I listen to the Smiths because Siamanto posted it.

Do you have any shoplifting tips and tricks?

That coat is ravishing.

Is that you in the picture?

You can shave, put on some lipstick and get a wig maybe so that you look like a girl?

[Anonymouse]

That coat is ravishing.

Is that you in the picture?

You can shave, put on some lipstick and get a wig maybe so that you look like a girl?

Why would I do that? You must be mistaking the Shoplifting Tips and Tricks thread for the Werd Fetish and Bizare Fantasies thread which doesn't exist but maybe you can start it.

[ddd]

Buy a gun, that'll make stealing a toothbrush much easier. You might even get a couple bucks from the cash register.

[MagieSimpson]

Why would I do that? You must be mistaking the Shoplifting Tips and Tricks thread for the Werd Fetish and Bizare Fantasies thread which doesn't exist but maybe you can start it.

Silly boy, do you want a toothbrush or not? It has nothing to do with fetishes, but girls can carry BIG purses in the store. Guys can't.

[Anonymouse]

Silly boy, do you want a toothbrush or not? It has nothing to do with fetishes, but girls can carry BIG purses in the store. Guys can't.

I prefer Siamanto's idea.

[Siamanto]

I have noticed that the easiest and safest way to steal in our society is to have an extremely well paid - yet easy - job!

PS. Of course, you may chose to justify it by pretending that you have an important role in the System.

[Anonymouse]

I have noticed that the easiest and safest way to steal in our society is to have an extremely well paid - yet easy - job!

PS. Of course, you may chose to justify it by pretending that you have an important role in the System.

Ooooh I know, you mean, like, uh, uhh, uhh a politician!?

[Siamanto]

Ooooh I know, you mean, like, uh, uhh, uhh a politician!?

That's an excellent example!
I also had in mind - for instance - highly paid IT specialist who think that their role in the society is of greater value that the role of a painter, a poet or...a shoplifter!

[Anonymouse]

That's an excellent example!
I also had in mind - for instance - highly paid IT specialist who think that their role in the society is of greater value that the role of a painter, a poet or...a shoplifter!

Yes, yes, I agree, damn IT specialists! As a shoplifter I feel disadvantaged. Thank you for bringing that to attention. The next person to tell me they are an IT specialist I will spit on but NOT before stealing their socks! After all shoplifting is confined to store, ITlifting is not!

[Siamanto]

Yes, yes, I agree, damn IT specialists! As a shoplifter I feel disadvantaged. Thank you for bringing that to attention. The next person to tell me they are an IT specialist I will spit on but NOT before stealing their socks! After all shoplifting is confined to store, ITlifting is not!

Instead of stealing their socks that may suck - they don't necessarily have a good taste! - I would try to sell them for half price an electronic gadget when they are shopping in an "Electronic Gadget Paradise." Of course, you'll have to act as if the gadget that you just picked up from a shelf is actually yours!