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Shoplifting Tips and Tricks!

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  • #11
    Originally posted by Anonymouse
    That's why I'm asking for some shoplifting tips and tricks as I listen to the Smiths because Siamanto posted it.

    Do you have any shoplifting tips and tricks?
    That coat is ravishing.

    Is that you in the picture?

    You can shave, put on some lipstick and get a wig maybe so that you look like a girl?
    I dare ask, "If the enemy is numerous, disciplined, and about to advance, how should we respond to them? I would say, first seize something they love for then they will listen to you...attack what they love first."
    -Sun Tzu

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    • #12
      Originally posted by MagieSimpson
      That coat is ravishing.

      Is that you in the picture?

      You can shave, put on some lipstick and get a wig maybe so that you look like a girl?
      Why would I do that? You must be mistaking the Shoplifting Tips and Tricks thread for the Werd Fetish and Bizare Fantasies thread which doesn't exist but maybe you can start it.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #13
        Buy a gun, that'll make stealing a toothbrush much easier. You might even get a couple bucks from the cash register.

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        • #14
          Originally posted by Anonymouse
          Why would I do that? You must be mistaking the Shoplifting Tips and Tricks thread for the Werd Fetish and Bizare Fantasies thread which doesn't exist but maybe you can start it.

          Silly boy, do you want a toothbrush or not? It has nothing to do with fetishes, but girls can carry BIG purses in the store. Guys can't.
          I dare ask, "If the enemy is numerous, disciplined, and about to advance, how should we respond to them? I would say, first seize something they love for then they will listen to you...attack what they love first."
          -Sun Tzu

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          • #15
            Originally posted by MagieSimpson
            Silly boy, do you want a toothbrush or not? It has nothing to do with fetishes, but girls can carry BIG purses in the store. Guys can't.
            I prefer Siamanto's idea.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #16
              I have noticed that the easiest and safest way to steal in our society is to have an extremely well paid - yet easy - job!

              PS. Of course, you may chose to justify it by pretending that you have an important role in the System.
              What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by Siamanto
                I have noticed that the easiest and safest way to steal in our society is to have an extremely well paid - yet easy - job!

                PS. Of course, you may chose to justify it by pretending that you have an important role in the System.
                Ooooh I know, you mean, like, uh, uhh, uhh a politician!?
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by Anonymouse
                  Ooooh I know, you mean, like, uh, uhh, uhh a politician!?
                  That's an excellent example!
                  I also had in mind - for instance - highly paid IT specialist who think that their role in the society is of greater value that the role of a painter, a poet or...a shoplifter!
                  What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by Siamanto
                    That's an excellent example!
                    I also had in mind - for instance - highly paid IT specialist who think that their role in the society is of greater value that the role of a painter, a poet or...a shoplifter!
                    Yes, yes, I agree, damn IT specialists! As a shoplifter I feel disadvantaged. Thank you for bringing that to attention. The next person to tell me they are an IT specialist I will spit on but NOT before stealing their socks! After all shoplifting is confined to store, ITlifting is not!
                    Achkerov kute.

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by Anonymouse
                      Yes, yes, I agree, damn IT specialists! As a shoplifter I feel disadvantaged. Thank you for bringing that to attention. The next person to tell me they are an IT specialist I will spit on but NOT before stealing their socks! After all shoplifting is confined to store, ITlifting is not!

                      Instead of stealing their socks that may suck - they don't necessarily have a good taste! - I would try to sell them for half price an electronic gadget when they are shopping in an "Electronic Gadget Paradise." Of course, you'll have to act as if the gadget that you just picked up from a shelf is actually yours!
                      What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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