Should I stay or should I go now?

[anileve]

Oh Anon, I am so glad you have asked, and I don’t intend to lie. It takes one to know one, so I am sure you’ll see right through me. Actually yes I do take drugs often, one of my favorites is Advil, I find that it relieves my menstrual cramping more than other drugs. I also like Tylenol for my headache and take Penicillin for the gland inflammation. I hope you won’t think any less of me, now that you found out that I am a drug user.

[Anonymouse]

Oh Anon, I am so glad you have asked, and I don’t intend to lie. It takes one to know one, so I am sure you’ll see right through me. Actually yes I do take drugs often, one of my favorites is Advil, I find that it relieves my menstrual cramping more than other drugs. I also like Tylenol for my headache and take Penicillin for the gland inflammation. I hope you won’t think any less of me, now that you found out that I am a drug user.

Ahh yes yes, indeed.

You are the one who does the legal drugs, the ones Pappa Government says are "ok" to do.

No harm.

I have done one that Pappa Government said you cannot do, namely being the greens and I don't intend to hide it either.

I am glad we live in a drug filled world.

Drugs make the world a better place.

Do drugs! But have moderation!

MODERATION!

Eat junk food, but MODERATION!

[anileve]

Re: Should I stay or should I go now?

Are you the new forum webmaster, telling people when and where their contributions are irrelevant?

No I am not a webmaster, but soon to be your master, I’m taking my time becoming one since I think you might like it too much.

You're right, I am hiding behind a mask of sarcasm, because I can't show my true feelings. I want to thank you for your therapeutic advice.

For you my dear, my therapeutic advice would not be as helpful as a nice beating would.

Posting at 10:24p.m. PACIFIC STANDARD TIME is not the middle of the night, might be for you EAST COAST people. You see, we have time zones.

Isn’t a time zone too much of a big word for you, perhaps in this case you made www.dictionary.com a much useful tool.

Maybe you should lighten up a little, and stop hiding behind your big words that you find on www.dictionary.com and start living life.

Perhaps I should lighten up a bit, but I always allow the less fortunate to try it first.

This is an internet forum, not real life. Don't take everything so seriously.

Oh “HONEY” I don’t take everything so seriously, I can always appreciate a nice joke and you’re mere presence is a good one.

If you want I'll fly out to NYC and show you a good time, free of charge.

Thanks, but what you would have to offer I could see in a packet of shrimps.

[anileve]

I am glad we live in a drug filled world.

Junkie! Have you tried locusts for a change?

[Anonymouse]

I am glad we live in a drug filled world.

Junkie! Have you tried locusts for a change?

Junke! Have you tried taking 2 bottles of Advil for a change?

All in one day by the way.

[anileve]

Nope, I am quite content with my life, but I am sure you have. Apparently you haven't finished the second one, however the one that you did, did the trick.

[Anonymouse]

Nope, I am quite contempt with my life, but I am sure you have. Apparently you haven't finished the second one, however the one that you did, did the trick.

You are contempt with your life?

MUAHAHAHAH!

And am how sure are you that I have taken 2 bottles of Advil?

[anileve]

Correction has been made, thanks Anon you're a real sport. I wish that when I grow younger I could be just like you.

Now back to the topic of the thread.

I am occasionally faced with that event, waiting on a huge line for the bus during the rush hour. So what do I do? I look at the people behind me. That is odd, since the only the number ahead would affect how soon I’ll get on the bus. And talking to other people about it, I found that I am not alone. Many people do the same thing.

The reason being, that the higher the number of people behind the subject, the higher her positive feelings-and the more likely she’ll stay in line. This conclusion is attributed to the known tendency of people to make “downward” comparisons-to those less fortunate than they – when they feel anxious about their current status. Thus, a waiting individual may seek comfort through comparisons with the unlucky people behind her.

Funny, the things we do have such a psychological meaning, yet we never pay any attention to them. In some ways I believe we are highly conditioned and do things out of habit and not reason.

[Anonymouse]

Wow, such moving words.

Here is what I suggest you do. Go outside of your house. Walk to your car. Get in the car, start it. Then, go to the nearest pawn shop. Get a megaphone. Then walk outside and go to the nearest, busiest intersection. Place the megaphone directly in front of your lips. Position yourself in the center and begin preaching to the masses.

This will surely get you notoriety and solve the problem of having no followers.

[anileve]

What a great idea, surely coming from a brilliant man of your noble nature! Unfortunately I am just a woman, thus I don’t always comprehend such complex context that you so insightfully write of. So why don’t you show me first instead, you seem to have much expertise in that area.