Should I stay or should I go now?

[Anonymouse]

What a great idea, surely coming from a brilliant man of your noble nature! Unfortunately I am just a woman, thus I don’t always comprehend such complex context that you so insightfully write of. So why don’t you show me first instead, you seem to have much expertise in that area.

I cannot show you anything since I haven't done it, but rather I'm suggesting it, not out of any experience, but just to help you with my bare minimum.

Here I'll even aid you in your quest. I'll make it more convenient and help you save gas money and a rash from buckling your seat belt. The internet is a wonderful place and here. You can check out some megaphones here.

http://www.pomexpress.com/ShopSite/megaphones%20II.html

[anileve]

All your great suggestions are appreciated. But what if I told you that I do not drive, nor do I own a vehicle. Would you teach me how to drive first? You can start by crashing into a tree and I will know what to avoid when I am driving.

[Anonymouse]

Ok, ok, we all got off-topic.

Let me get back on-topic.

PLEASE LEAVE!

[anileve]

Is that what you would really like? You mention it quite often, would my absence satisfy you?

[Anonymouse]

Tis a joke little anileve.

You're an assert and I hope you know that this is all fun and games, don't take it seriously.

[anileve]

Wow, you are the greatest! I am so relieved that you want me to stay, that means like totally a lot to me. Can you give me a foot rub now?

[Anonymouse]

Oooh a little kinky are we eh?

Maybe we should start a sex thread or a sex fantasy thread.

[anileve]

Only if you call me your master!

[Anonymouse]

Hahahaha nah sorry toots, works the other way around.

[jahannam]

Re: Should I stay or should I go now?

Are you the new forum webmaster, telling people when and where their contributions are irrelevant?

No I am not a webmaster, but soon to be your master, I’m taking my time becoming one since I think you might like it too much.

You're right, I am hiding behind a mask of sarcasm, because I can't show my true feelings. I want to thank you for your therapeutic advice.

For you my dear, my therapeutic advice would not be as helpful as a nice beating would.

Posting at 10:24p.m. PACIFIC STANDARD TIME is not the middle of the night, might be for you EAST COAST people. You see, we have time zones.

Isn’t a time zone too much of a big word for you, perhaps in this case you made www.dictionary.com a much useful tool.

Maybe you should lighten up a little, and stop hiding behind your big words that you find on www.dictionary.com and start living life.

Perhaps I should lighten up a bit, but I always allow the less fortunate to try it first.

This is an internet forum, not real life. Don't take everything so seriously.

Oh “HONEY” I don’t take everything so seriously, I can always appreciate a nice joke and you’re mere presence is a good one.

If you want I'll fly out to NYC and show you a good time, free of charge.

Thanks, but what you would have to offer I could see in a packet of shrimps.

I appreciate all the time you took to quote and unquote things... but mmm I'm sorry to say,
that's a pre-ttyy weak comeback
8)
oh and one more thing...
Time Zone is 2 words ... you can't find it in a dictionary