Confidence and flattery will get you everywhere.

[Anonymouse]

Indeed.

[anileve]

Now that we are being so nice to each other, can I throw a compliment your way? Your avatar is very sexy, I hope you it’s your recent picture. Every time I look at it my toes curl. Can you pay a visit to my house so that you can sit at the table across from me and crunch on baby carrots while I admire dreamily your bright and shiny teeth, and think what a catch you are.

[Anonymouse]

Look at my sexy body as I pose with that cool guy who got mauled by the tiger.

You know, its not true what they tell you in the media, he really tried to bone the tiger and the tiger was merely playing rough.

[anileve]

Now that is a tiger with confidence, you sexy beast!

[patlajan]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Look at my sexy body as I pose with that cool guy who got mauled by the tiger.

You know, its not true what they tell you in the media, he really tried to bone the tiger and the tiger was merely playing rough.

You probably have a lot experience humping animals, which is how you know the type of attack so well.

[Anonymouse]

Yes, being a mouse I can tell you alot of experiences with cats which were not so pleasant.

What's your point?

[ckBejug]

isn't it more like the gerbil is raping him?

and anyway, wasn't that Richard Gere's thing?

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by patlajan Tell it to the judge gerbil raper

What judge?

I didn't know the animal world revolved around judges.