Dear Holy Father in Heaven,
Hi there. I'm Anonymouse. You know, I've tried to be a good guy for the most part. Sure, I may have sinned in my life a good deal, but I've never done so in a manner that would be harmful to others. What I'm trying to say is, those girls were all over 18, I didn't know those women were married, I swear I tripped and my penis fell into that Black Angus cow.
I tell you this because there's a special favor I have to ask for. I am saying this all to you because I want to be upfront when I ask, I don't want you to think that I'm trying to say that I'm some holy paragon of morality that you should grant special attention to. I'm just a regular, sinning fool who needs you to help out now more than ever, God.
Let me tell you what happened to lead to my request, first. Growing up, I've gone from the innocence of childhood, a time in my life when I believed that everyone told the truth, that the good guy always won in the end, and that Uncle Joe only offered me candy to touch me on my special parts because he cared about my health and was checking up on me, to the rebellion of my teenage years when I thought that I would go out and sin a lot and that I would rebel against you by having sex with a Black Angus cow. I mean, I tripped. Honest. Then, after I grew up a little more emotionally and intellectually, I realized that the world was maybe not as great as I thought it was when I was a child.
And then I clicked on a thread on another messageboard today.
That link.
God, I need you to blow up the whole world. Please.
Thanks much,
Anonymouse
Hi there. I'm Anonymouse. You know, I've tried to be a good guy for the most part. Sure, I may have sinned in my life a good deal, but I've never done so in a manner that would be harmful to others. What I'm trying to say is, those girls were all over 18, I didn't know those women were married, I swear I tripped and my penis fell into that Black Angus cow.
I tell you this because there's a special favor I have to ask for. I am saying this all to you because I want to be upfront when I ask, I don't want you to think that I'm trying to say that I'm some holy paragon of morality that you should grant special attention to. I'm just a regular, sinning fool who needs you to help out now more than ever, God.
Let me tell you what happened to lead to my request, first. Growing up, I've gone from the innocence of childhood, a time in my life when I believed that everyone told the truth, that the good guy always won in the end, and that Uncle Joe only offered me candy to touch me on my special parts because he cared about my health and was checking up on me, to the rebellion of my teenage years when I thought that I would go out and sin a lot and that I would rebel against you by having sex with a Black Angus cow. I mean, I tripped. Honest. Then, after I grew up a little more emotionally and intellectually, I realized that the world was maybe not as great as I thought it was when I was a child.
And then I clicked on a thread on another messageboard today.
That link.
God, I need you to blow up the whole world. Please.
Thanks much,
Anonymouse
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